Honest Trailers - The Wolf of Wall Street - YouTube

Channel: Screen Junkies

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From Martin Scorsese, the legendary director of that movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio,
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that other movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio,
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and also these movies starring Leonardo DiCaprio
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Comes the Wolf of Wall Street ...starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Strap in for the last film you’d ever want to watch with your grandparents...
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Featuring an average of 3.16 “f*cks” per minute
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"F*cking 30,000 f*cking dollars!"
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"F*cking half-wit!"
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"Beni-f*cking-hana!"
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"Absolutely f*cking not!"
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"F*ckity f*ck f*ck!"
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But f*ck it: we can do better than that!
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Leonardo Di-f*cking-Caprio stars as a f*cking hot young rich guy who
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hangs out on f*cking yachts and has sex with f*cking models
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...basically Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Watch as he yells his way to an Oscar nomination
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And watch as the guy who stole Best Actor stops by to pound his chest
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right in Leo’s f*cking face.
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F*ck you!
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Rejoice at the triumphant return of fat f*cking Jonah Hill
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and recoil at the triumphant debut of his fat f*cking penis.
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Thrill as he tries to shed his image as the funny fat guy in comedies... by becoming the
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funny fat guy in a Scorsese movie.
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"You're alright... we all love you..."
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"Shut the f*ck up!"
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Experience the film that critics f*cking slammed for glorifying the lifestyle of a corrupt
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Wall Street stockbroker...
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Even though he’s a f*cking miserable wife beating drug addict who loses his business,
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family, and fortune.
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They do make qualludes look f*cking awesome, though!
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"Get off the phone!"
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"Hahaha!"
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"Jesus Christ, Jordan!"
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Witness Scorcese break out every Scorcese-ism in the book, like
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a f*ck-ton of tracking shots
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f*ckin’ Voiceover
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"See that humongous estate down there? That's my house."
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f*ckin' freeze frames
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multiple f*ckin’ wives
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having a huge f*cking hard on for
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And an ambitious criminal main character with a short temper whose pride is ultimately their
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downfall.
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"I ain't goin' nowhere!"
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So settle in for a movie that’s all about f*cking excess,
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from the 3 hour run time
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To the f*ckin cursing
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"F*ck this, sh*t that, c*ck, c***, a**hole"
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To all the people in suits listening to Leo talk
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To shots of those same people going
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f*cking
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nuts.
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Starring:
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Two-Time Oscar Nominee Jonah Hill
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F%*k Me
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How I Divorced Your Mother
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The director of Iron Man
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The director of Her
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The director of The Princess Bride
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Shane
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Coach Taylor
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Dallas Oscar Stealers Club
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The Artist Formerly Known as Relevant
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The real Jordan Belfort, because that guy deserves a f*ckin break,
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right? F*ck.
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And Leonardo NoOscarO,
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which is crazy when you think about all the other people who have Oscars, like
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Three Six Mafia
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Al Gore
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Cuba Gooding Jr
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Dean Pelton from Community
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Sookie
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Catwoman
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Marisa Tomei
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Cher
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Nic Cage
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Mo’nique
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American Idol Quarterfinalist Jennifer Hudson
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Katniss
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Roberto Benigni - TWICE!
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and the movie Crash
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The Wolf of F*cking Wall Street
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“Sell me this pen.”
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It’s the one Dicaprio used in Wolf of Wall Street.
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Boom!
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F*ckin’ easy money right there.
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