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the price of gas aka petrol aka car
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cocaine
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there are a few commodities out there
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that affect the cost of living more than
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gas you know it's how we get to work
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it's how we ship products across the
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country and it's how we let our ex know
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that we busted them cheating now
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i don't need to tell you that over the
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past few months the price of gas has
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been climbing faster than your grandpa's
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heart rate on viagra in fact gas is so
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expensive instead of champagne bowlers
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have started ordering canisters of
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premium at the club yeah i was like
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that club was really lit and as the
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national average in america hits five
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dollars a gallon for the first time ever
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people all over the country are doing
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whatever they can to stretch a tank as
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far as they can for a nation that feels
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like it's stuck right now in gas
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gridlock
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many drivers aren't sitting idle with
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soaring costs they're getting creative
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my salary hasn't changed so i carpool
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with my sister to work
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one week she drives in the one week i
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drive i just bought the motorcycle
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because
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now for 20 bucks i use like for three
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days to four days
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it saves me a lot at a time gas prices
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are so high bike sales are exploding
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i've moved to the city i don't need my
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car
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can't afford gas and even google maps is
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your friend with an option to navigate
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based on fewer hills and traffic even
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police departments are under strain this
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michigan sheriff's office is feeling the
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pain at the pump as well according to
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its facebook post and has advised
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deputies to manage non-urgent calls over
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the phone
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well well well
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i guess joe biden did end up defunding
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the police yes
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the secret
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was just defunding everyone at the same
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time so we didn't notice i see you joe
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very slick
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but yeah gas prices are so high even
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police have to do their jobs over the
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phone
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which you gotta admit is gonna be tough
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for some cops you know she's gonna be
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like all right sir are you black okay
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then i'm gonna have to ask you to whoop
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your own ass a little bit yeah just
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frisk yourself for no reason just to be
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safe
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you know who's actually going to be hit
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the hardest about this right it's the
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karens
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yeah because they're the main people
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calling the cops with non-urgent shits
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they're like hello police there's a
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black man at the grocery store buying
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tricks cereal which is illegal because
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tricks are for kids hurry hurry quickly
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all over the country americans are doing
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anything they can to save on gas
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carpooling switching to motorcycles
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i pretended to be sick this morning
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just to get a free ambulance ride to
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work
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it definitely
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aids monkey pups ebola
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i don't think i'm gonna make it
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i don't know how much longer i have oh
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wait that's my office you guys can put
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you can drop me off here yeah i'm gonna
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pull through i'm gonna pull through you
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guys can pull over here i'm good i'm
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good yeah i'm good i'll see you guys
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tomorrow all right bye bye bye
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you know for real though it's actually
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times like this that a lot of people are
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glad they live in new york city because
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you don't need to pay for gas here right
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you can walk you can ride a bike you can
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take the subway and then with all that
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money that you've saved not buying gas
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you can afford a room the size of a
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coffin yeah
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in new york
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concrete jungle where you have 10
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roommates there's no space for any of
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you
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that was a verse they cut out of the
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song
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but it goes to show you how desperate
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times are america will do anything to
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save on gas right now i mean not
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investing in mass transit obviously but
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anything else
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anything else
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and that means we're gonna have to move
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on because unfortunately gas prices
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aren't the only problem affecting
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american people right now and yes i'm
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talking about guns the never ending
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problem that america just can't seem to
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solve which
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now that i think about it
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maybe america shouldn't keep hitting the
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same brick wall maybe america can just
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use some of its problems to solve some
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of its other problems
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you know yeah like maybe the price of
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gas will get so high
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that mass shooters won't be able to
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drive to a gun store to buy weapons in
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the first place
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you don't need red flag laws if gas is
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40 a gallon
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but until that happens lawmakers in
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congress are trying to find any measure
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that can help reduce the amount of guns
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that end up in the hands of mad men and
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yesterday the house took action
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a major legislative package on new gun
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measures is headed to the senate after
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passing in the house yesterday by 223 to
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204 vote lawmakers approved the
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protecting our kids act
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the legislation is a collection of six
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new gun safety measures including
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raising the minimum age to buy
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semi-automatic rifles from 18 to 21 and
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requiring that all firearms be traceable
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five republicans joined democrats and
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also supported the bill it is however
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unlikely to pass in the senate where
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control is evenly split one republican
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congressman who voted against the bill
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congressman steve scalise explained his
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opposition to new gun control laws i go
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back to september 11th airplanes were
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used that day
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as the weapon to kill thousands of
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people and to inflict terror on our
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country
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there wasn't a conversation about
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banning airplanes
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wow
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wow that is a good point
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i can't think of any way flying changed
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after 9 11.
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now if you'll excuse me i have to get to
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the airport 15 hours early so the tsa
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has time to run a background check on my
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shampoo to see if it has any links to
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isis
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this is a terrible comparison nobody's
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trying to ban all guns they're trying to
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add small measures to make people more
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safe which is exactly what happened to
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air travel after 9 11. i mean do you
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even remember what airport security was
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like before 9 11 you could basically
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walk onto a plane and just browse around
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like it was in ikea yeah you could just
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be like no i don't have a ticket i just
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wanted to check out the cockpit this is
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nice this is what does this do boop boop
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boop boop boop this is fun all right
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have a safe trip
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but this is the problem you see this is
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the problem that gun lovers have in
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america there's nothing else that is as
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unregulated as they want guns to be so
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their options and like the analogies
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they use always don't make sense they're
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always like cars kill people too but you
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don't regulate that wait wait actually i
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mean alcohol kills people too but they
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wait actually no way medicine kills
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people too but we don't regulate oh no
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wait we do uh let me think guns kill
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people but we don't regulate those huh
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see what i did though that's i've gone
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back on myself that's what i've done
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but despite
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despite these dumbass objections from
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people like steve scalise the house
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still passed a gun control bill the only
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problem is that everyone already knows
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that it has zero chance of passing in
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the senate
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which has got to be rough for the house
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you know you work so hard on something
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that you know
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is going to lose
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you know they're like the new york
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knicks of legislation
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like what a weird system in america
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where one chamber of congress spends all
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this time passing legislation that they
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know the other chamber is going to shoot
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down it's such a strange system normal
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for america crazy for most of the world
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america is basically doing that thing
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that parents do with their kids you know
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you know those parents that aren't on
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the same page like you ask your dad dad
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can we eat ice cream for dinner and he's
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like yeah sounds good to me but you
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gotta ask your mom and you know mom is
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gonna say no
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so i should have just asked her why are
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you even a part of this process
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well if i get your mom on the record
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saying no then i can run ads against her
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next year and then we can get a new
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cooler mom yeah
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but what's especially interesting to me
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is that as modest as this bill is only
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five republicans voted for it only five
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and get this four of them
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aren't running for re-election
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yeah which is really interesting
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you know time and time again you see
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whenever republicans aren't worried
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about pandering to trump voters all of a
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sudden they make common sense decisions
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and i'll be honest this has shown me
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something that like maybe america needs
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to relook the process maybe people in
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congress shouldn't get to be reelected
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you just do one term and you're done
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that's it yeah because then america's
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politicians would finally care more
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about governing as opposed to getting
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re-elected you know it's kind of like
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the same way people in relationships
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finally tell the truth when they're
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breaking up you know what i mean
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yeah because the whole time you're
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worried about saving the relationship
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but if you're not worried about that
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anymore you become a lot more honest
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yeah all of a sudden you're like well
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it's gonna end anyway so i might as well
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tell you now that you fought like a
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beatboxing machine in your sleep
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sarah
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the whole night
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[Laughter]
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moving on
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this week los angeles is hosting the
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summit of the americas because contrary
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to popular belief america isn't the only
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america in the world
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yeah there are dozens of countries in
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north and south america and every once
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in a while they get together to discuss
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issues that affect the entire region and
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then they about christopher
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columbus but
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for this year's summit the person most
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countries are bitching about is joseph
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robinette biden
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drama before the diplomacy officially
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begins this week in los angeles where
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president biden will be hosting the
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summit of the americas there is a
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significant snub the president of mexico
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has announced that he is refusing to
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attend the summit because the u.s is not
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inviting cuba venezuela and nicaragua
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over their lack of democratic values but
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mexico says the agenda of migration
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economics climate and covet is just too
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important to exclude any of the nations
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from this region the white house
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counters that it believes that no
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dictator should be invited
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wait a second
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joe biden has stopped a mexican from
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coming to america
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you know wherever he is trump must be so
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pissed off right now
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he's like joe biden is stealing my ideas
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i'm the mexican man mom
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but seriously though this is such a
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petty story this is a meeting of the
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leaders of an entire hemisphere but
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instead they sound like middle school
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mean girls you know it's like hey mexico
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i'm having a party and you can come but
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don't tell cuba and venezuela and
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nicaragua because they're not invited
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oh america it's so brave that you think
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you're cool enough to even throw a party
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you oh my god
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i will say this i think we can all agree
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that mexico is making a good point
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america's stance on human rights
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violations seems a little inconsistent
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all right think about it you won't even
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talk to cuba and nicaragua
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but then you're going to fly to saudi
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arabia and beg prince bonesaw to release
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more oil huh i mean it seems like
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america's a lot more tolerant of
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countries that have a little uh
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cha-ching is that what it is
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yeah in many ways the american
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government is like a stripper
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yeah
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yeah it's like if you ain't paying they
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don't care about you
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and i hope you know that saudi arabia
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america's not actually into you they're
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just saving up for college that's all
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this is
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it's not about you america
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a transaction
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here's the thing here's the thing
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whether the u.s likes it or not it is
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connected to these countries right they
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affect the united states and the united
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states affects them don't you think it's
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weird that you're going to be talking
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about migrants from nicaragua but then
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nicaragua is not going to be at that
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summit you don't think it's strange it's
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gonna be like staging an intervention
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without the person there
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you've got to get your life together
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barry is what i would say if barry was
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here i think this would have been good
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guys this would have gotten through to
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him it really would have been great
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where is barry by the way what drunk
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again how well we tried all right that's
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it for the headlines but before we go
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let's check in on the traffic with our
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very own roy wood jr everybody
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what's happening man what's happening in
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the trailer i'm just looking man ain't
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nothing happening ain't nobody out there
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gas costs too damn much everybody at
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home ain't nobody
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on these roads today man it's looking
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pretty looking pretty good out there
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you know i'll be honest man with this
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these gas prices man that kind of it's
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got me kind of rooting for monkey pox
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sorry what
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how was traffic during the last shutdown
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it was good wasn't it
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it was good the last pandemic wasn't no
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traffic so bring back another pandemic
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boom traffic fix problem solved
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i'm telling you man the gas prices are
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getting out of hand like i i kind of
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like the fact though that the police
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can't respond to every call
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that's cool for now but then when
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emergencies start really start piling up
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then it's gonna be bad man eventually
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the police gonna have to start
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carpooling with the fire department and
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the ambulance
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they're gonna have to ride together like
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the only way they're gonna come save you
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is if all three things are happening to
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you at the same time
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like if you get shot you gotta set
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something on fire then they'll show up
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they're gonna have to combine their
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vehicles
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it's gonna get bad
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they're gonna have to come
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check on you in a fire truck ambulance
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cruiser the fire truck yeah the fire
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truck ambulance cruiser that's what all
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three police cruiser ambulance fire
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trucks combines yeah
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what's happening in the traffic roy
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it's just it's just people going
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errands people
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are just going to and fro man it's just
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it's a beautiful thing
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real quick about the
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the the gun law stuff the gun whatever
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they trying to pass yeah the gun safety
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yeah
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that's part of it all right can we
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like that's the only solution to gun
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violence is
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gun regulating guns
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a lot of different things contribute to
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gun violence i like this country i agree
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you start with the guns but then you
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look at communities you look at
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schooling you look at eradicating
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poverty i hear what you're saying right
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i don't talk about that i'm talking
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about lonely white dudes i'm talking
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about
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we got to have legislation like every
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lonely white dude got to have a friend
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we got to legislate
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friends for lonely white men
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and i think that's how we get
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that's how we fix some of it like like
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it'd be like jury duty like you think
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you gotta you think you like get to go
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out this week but then you get a letter
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in the mail like report to gary's
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basement and you gotta
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be gary's friend for a little
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white man isn't that double dangerous no
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that's called a militia that's safer
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than a lonely
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white man a militia is much safer than a
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lonely white man militia got a uniform
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they got a website they got a schedule
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they get permits they let you know when
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they're going to show up who would you
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rather deal with a militia or a lone
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wolf
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militia that's what i'm saying that's
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what we need we need that structure
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because we got to do somebody got to
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talk to these white dudes in person we
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tried talking to them over the internet
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but reddit didn't work it was a big
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failure too
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okay well um
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let's get the traffic roy
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it's just so beautiful when you just
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ah let's get to we got time no we ran
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out of time again for you
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we got time yeah we we just
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just no we we have that we have to have
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it just real quick
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okay what are you gonna
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say just so that guy's gonna have a
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wreck he was going
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thank you so much right with junior
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everybody
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[Music]
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you
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