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Ted Danson Almost Killed Jameela Jamil - YouTube
Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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I like this outfit I'm very nervous are
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you really I've loved it for such a long
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time oh that's nice thank you I
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appreciate that somebody loves me
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finally did you get to be Tom Hanks
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that's better than meeting me for sure
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absolutely agreed yes well it's a
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pleasure to have you here yeah he was my
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first ever crush Tom Hanks really Wow
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what will girls have gone far astray
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okay that's the one I'm not feeling
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quite as flattered anymore but is it the
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crew-cut that you enjoy I love did you
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ever see mr. Rogers neighborhood no we
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don't have kind programming in England
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none at all
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no we don't teach about you know nothing
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my neighbor we teach her to fear and
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hate thy neighbor is it yeah strange
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over to talk to you in the street you
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have to hold your handbag closer to you
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and look at them suspiciously no we're
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terrible cold dead people Mary Poppins
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but we're not we're trash there you
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think in general there's an
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unfriendliness that courses through
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society there yeah wow I didn't know I
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never really got that sense stick out
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the bomb I guess so by the way I was
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thinking about Tom Hanks and I was
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thinking about one of your co-stars on
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the good place Ted Danson who to me is
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like the Tom Hanks of television you
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know and of course Tom did some
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television and Ted's done some movies
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but he's like got that same we all love
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him quality it do you have you found
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that from him I hate him
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you don't like no I love him he's so
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wonderful he taught me everything I know
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so if anyone ever thought I was bad on
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the good place that's Ted's fault not
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mine wouldn't Ted teach you he taught me
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how to act with mercy he was very good
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at just teaching me how to stay alive
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like he told me early on because I kept
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on getting a fever just from filming
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which shows how pathetic I was a doctor
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once told me I'm clinically weak
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which isn't a conditioners just that Ted
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noticed that I was fatigued who's
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running rings around me and he's 40
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years older than me which he would hate
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me saying on television but I started
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trying to jog because of him and the
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first time I tried I almost died so from
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jogging yeah what happened well so I
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went jogging I went at about 6 p.m. in
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the evening I went out dressed like a
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ninja head to toe in black because la
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doesn't feel very safe on the street I'm
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jogging I'm running down a big road
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called La Cienega there's a traffic stop
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I guess you call it in the middle what's
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it called a traffic island yeah there's
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three lanes of traffic on either side oh
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yeah I am
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I stopped because of the traffic I'm
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listening to Beyonce very loud and I
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guess because I'm very tall
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I have disturbed a branch on the tree
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what I don't know is and I find this out
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as a kind of a cloud of black descends
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upon me that there's a beehive on that
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tree very much so pissed off the Beehive
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that are now all over me so I just start
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running into traffic that is my natural
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instinct is to run into six lanes of
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traffic I run in a car hits me oh yeah
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no I get knocked over by a car I've just
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started filming the good place by the
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way but the cars thankfully slowing down
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because it sees a woman covered in a
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poem of bees so they hit me while
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slowing down I go down the bees come
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down on me I get back up I start running
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again
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the bees continue to chase me for
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another five minutes
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till finally I turn a corner I run down
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a street called third which is a very
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big Street there is a taco Club I guess
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it's a club / taco bar people standing
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outside smoking and I think to myself
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and this is like it's terrible when
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you're in a moment of emergency to
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realize what an awful person you are but
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I looked at those people smoking and I
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was like you already don't care about
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your lives
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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to all of these smoking people and then
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I get down on the ground and I army
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crawl into the juice bar next door and
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watch everyone gets stung there are
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handbags flying cigarettes flying it's
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mayhem and I was fine this is why you
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can never exercise it's so dangerous
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no this would be a perfect scenario for
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your television show wouldn't it yeah
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it's only a shame this wasn't captured
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on video the misery index explained the
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idea of this show so the misery index is
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a game show it's on TBS is with the
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Impractical Jokers
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and we have to basically rank the most
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miserable events that can happen to
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people it's kind of self-perpetuating
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stupidity we're not punching down it's
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not cruel it's just based on human error
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yes and there's a scale of 1 to 100 and
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we're gonna give you different scenarios
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that are hideous and you have to figure
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out where on the scale of 1 to 100 those
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things go for the chance to win $30,000
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as determined by whom as determined by
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wealth psychologists the best
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psychologists in the world they work out
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the scale and then you try and win money
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based on other people's our slogan is
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how to make a fortune from other
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people's misfortune right and what's the
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worst thing you've seen on the show so
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far there was a woman who has explosive
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diarrhea whenever she orgasms yeah
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that's bad yeah the thing that's good
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about the show is about that it's
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divisive a lot of people were screaming
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at each other and arguing and the
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audience because it's all subjective and
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it's an amazing way to find out who in
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your life is associate
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tamati you and your so there's it's
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useful as well yeah well congratulations
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on the show is called the misery index
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it's Tuesday nights 10:30 TBS Jameela
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Jamil everybody thank you
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