CRAZY WOMAN MAGIC JUICE SCAM - YouTube

[Captions by Judy V. and Frank Calderon at Y Translator] Guys, with today's modern medicine,

they finally did it.

They finally were able to create a Chug Jug in real life. [Whats that?]

Except Chug Jug was copyright, so they decided to call it Jilly Juice.

If you guys don't know what a Chug Jug is,

it gives you full health and full shields in Fortnite. [Oh, Ok.]

And this woman was so inspired,

she made it in real life.

If you take my Jilly Juice, you can live to be 400.

Is it a miracle cure?

Do you believe if you had an arm cut off,

you could drink this, and it would grow back?

I do it.

What?

So she say you could live to be 400,

and if you have a cut off limb, it will regrow if you drink her Jilly Juice.

When you do the Jilly Juice, and you have detox sypmtoms,

it includes diarrhea, chills, sometimes even fever.

There's a lot of salt and there's a lot of water that is induced into your body.

What the hell?

This is two and a half cups,

and you want people to build up to drinking a gallon of this a day.

Right, because the thing is, people are very malnourished.

B****, I'd rather be malnourished than have a gallon of whatever that is. [I know right?]

What's going on is you're so immunocompromise,

you're not absorbing all the nutrition.

That's why you see mutation from people.

And so when you actually...(laughs)

Girl, if I drink that, Imma get a mutation.

I want to know the secret formula. [Are you and Plankton working together?]

So this is what is in her Jilly Juice.

Raw nuts, raw seeds, oils, fruits and veggies, meats?

Some of the first ones is fine.

I don't know about oil, but meats?

Y'all had juice, right?

Imagine taking a nice thick cut of steak,

slipping it in that juice.

Okay, see this is where we gonna have a problem.

The healing management,

you prepare for pain.

What? The pain from drinking that shit?

Because it causes a ton of side effects.

You acknowledge that they're gonna feel really not great when they start drinking this.

What I'm acknowledging is that they're gonna feel the, yeah,

they're gonna feel healing.

They're not gonna feel well, right?

They're gonna feel healing.

And by healing, you mean pain.

I assume you have pictures of people that have regrown arms and stuff.

Absolutely not, because I haven't gotten that far.

I've only been doing this for a year.

So you don't have any proofs that it really grows arms.

Proofs is all relative.

I've seen proof in smaller experiencial circumstance.

So the whole thing she's trying to prove is that this could cure anything.

You will live to be 400, and if you have a missing limb,

it'll regrow back.

Like it's gonna turn somebody into a damn reptile?

Humans are not fucking lizards.

You don't cut off their arm,

it's gonna grow back.

Chug Jug or not, shit's not gonna grow back.

Bitch, you ain't Deadpool.

Maybe that's where she got the idea.

She was like,

"Oh my god.

Deadpool has like some kind of cancer mutation or some shit.

And he can regrow limbs.

Why can't I do that?"

It's been scientifically proven.

Because if you [inaudible]

Do you have any training?

I have enough training by looking at the internet, [The Internet doesn't know EVERYTHING.]

and actually taking information...

Wikipedia, my dude.

Who needs school? Who needs training?

Who needs anything?

All you need is Google.

Man, I can just make up a fake ass article talking about Chug Jug in real life,

have an ingredient list of raw meat, macaroni and cheese,

don't forget the zucchini because you need veggies too.

And people like her will actually believe it.

There are people on the internet that believe anything they hear.

Yeah, and this where people find this is on the internet right?

Do you have any biochemical training?

No, absolutely not.

No medical education, or degree?

No.

You have no medical license?

Nope.

You have no scientific studies?

Nope.

You have no clinical studies?

Nope.

Human studies, animal studies? [Stop asking, man. THE ONLY ANSWER YOU GOT IS NO!]

No.

You don't need any of that.

I want you guys, comment below.

Would you try this?

Would you drink this drink from this person,

because they researched it on the Internet?

Man, who needs proof, training, knowledge,

when you could just make up shit hoping somebody will believe it.

Do you want to see what they left behind?

You see your friends and family dying of cancer disease and chronic illness.

Is that what you want?

Your claims are that you can regrow organs and limbs. [Only Lizards/Geckos can do that.]

Right.

So her whole argument is,

"Do you want to see your family dying of cancer?"

What the f***?

This ain't gonna do nothing, except kill them faster.

Would you rather they die from cancer,

or die from drinking Jilly Juice? [I need/have to report Jilly Juice]

I like how it says it could cure homosexuality.

What the f***? This is so ridiculous.

I mean, at this point, this is just funny,

that there's somebody out there claiming all of this stuff.

Standing by it. Believing it.

If you can heal a cut on your arm, that's your integumentary system right?

These are cells that are, that are regrowing,

so how can that not be a leap to go into regrowing your organ?

Baby girl, if you get a cut on your arm, it can heal up.

That is your skin healing. [Neosporin helps, too.]

If you cut off your whole arm, all the nerves, BONES, everything in your arm...

Girl, please be real for one second.

That shit's not gonna grow back.

How's it gonna grow back?

I want to know.

We are not reptiles.

You are insulting me by saying my arm could just grow back,

because I am not Deadpool, and I'm not a damn lizard.

So I drink this, and that arm is just going to regrow.

Well, here's the thing.

I know you're mocking me but I get it. [No, You don't get it.]

It happens everytime.

No, I'm asking because I want to know what it is this...

Because look at, if you can heal your cut on your arm right,

you can regrow it potentially.

You say we can live to 400 years old.

Hep, yes.

Yes.

(Mocking) Hep, yes.

Hep, yes.

Jillian, 400 years old you say.

400 years old, you can live to be 400 years old.

You know what somebody should do?

Somebody should just start selling plain old water.

I don't know, maybe put some food coloring in it.

Put it in a fancy jar,

sell it on the internet as a intelligence elixir.

I bet she would buy it.

She could use some right now.

This knowledge water man will make you grow some brain cells.

You can reverse cancer. Any kind of cancer.

Of course, cancer is a fungus.

If you drink this, Down syndrome, all the cells just completely reformat.

Absolutely. It's like growing pains.

Your facial features change.

Absolutely, because your morphing,

like when you are growing, your bones shift.

It's painful.

It's painful. Because it tastes so bad,

and it hurts my soul that somebody actually believes this.

This will reverse homosexuality.

Yes, because every, there's a male and there's a female, right?

You have a reproductive system that gets mutations and it misfires signals,

and it creates anomalies, alright.

Because how I look at life is, life is procreation, its also protection,

vibrancy, health...

Wait, what? What is she talking about?

Are you guys sold yet?

Do you guys want to buy some Jilly Juice yet?

Leave a like if you would not buy it.

Energy. If you have nothing of those, and you happen to be homosexual,

then you might as well just do this and see what it does to you.

That is just outrageous.

Okay. Okay, okay okay.

So this is her logic,

same thing that she said with the whole cancer thing.

She's like, 'Would you rather see your family die from cancer?

They have nothing to lose by trying my Jilly Juice,

same with people who are homosexual.

They have nothing to lose.

Why don't they try it and see what it does for them?"

I can't.

I can't with Jillian anymore.

It's outrageous.

Of course it is 'cause it's totally...

She laughs because she know how stupid she sounds.

Whoa.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Get out of here.

No, no, no.

You're not gonna try it.

Out.

What the hell?

Yo, some dude just ran up on stage like, "I want to try it."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, what are you doing?

Get out of here.

No, no, no.

You're not gonna try it.

Out.

Out, sit your ass down.

Is everything okay?

Sorry.

Okay.

I move like a cat.

Yes you do.

Dr. Phil, you really trying to fake drama right now?

Doctor Udine says that acute ingesting of that degree of sodium can put

an individual at very high risk for a stroke.

So she puts hella salt in here Jilly Juice and that causes stroke.

And it causes a ton of other health problems.

Part of the protocol after drinking the concoction is purging,

which clears the gut if parasites and fungus.

But Karen and Mickey say the purging process almost

caused them to pass out.

So her Jilly Juice is supposed to make you throw up everything.

Why don't you just like go over a toilet,

do it the old-fashioned way?

Jillian targets the sick and the weak.

She goes after people who are desperate for a cure.

I originally started doing the Jilly Juice in order to do a proper detox.

You want to do a proper detox?

Go to a juice place, instead of some sketchy juice that you have no idea what's in it.

And whatever Jillian was saying made a lot of sense.

How harmful could cabbage juice be?

She told her there was cabbage juice in it.

And a bunch of other shit.

But there's cabbage juice in it,

and cabbages are a vegetable,

and they're healthy.

Tasted like swamp water.

I've always called it sewer water.

The more I took of it, the longer I would be in the bathroom.

I had nothing but trouble.

My kidneys hurt.

My pancreas hurt.

I had a headache that I could not get rid of.

Pain, cramps, it felt like there was a spike in my head.

So we got women here, it's not working.

They're like, "This is bullshit."

I talked to the doctor,

they were able to definitively see the fact that there were two strokes.

Jeez, so this has been tested to cause a stroke.

Jillian's logic.

How to fix other health problems?

Create more.

When I did finally talked to Jillian, and she says,

"You were supposed to keep drinking the juice.

That was just a symptom.

You didn't die."

Am I supposed to die to prove your theory?

You drank it but you didn't die.

So that means it's working.

Jillian, you dumb as hell.

You know who this reminds me of?

A box of Junior Mints?

This isn't an iPod?

I had chronic illnesses,

and I was in and out of the hospitals and constantly being submitted in the ER.

Since the Jilly Juice, I have not had to take any of the medication.

That changed my life.

This woman over here saying it changed her life.

It's working.

Jilly Juice for life!

All you haters out there, it works.

I am very happy with the protocol. It's my life.

When I discovered that I have psoriasis,

Jilly Juice has helped reduce 80% of my condition.

The rest of my family is also...

My son has autism and my daughter has ADHD.

Oh my gosh, she's giving it to the kids.

It worked for me, it will work for them.

I mean, what it looks like is she making cabbage juice with salt.

It's like if this works for you, you f****** up something in your body.

Or its a sign from God like,

"Please, I'll fix your psoriasis, just stop with his dumb shit."

Since being on Jilly Juice, my son has been tested and he is in moderate autism.

Prior to that, his symptoms were showing severe autism.

Yeah, I'm sure it's the Jilly Juice.

Jilly Juice has done an amazing thing for me.

I feel happier.

I feel younger.

I feel much more energetic.

How much she pay these people?

What have you done?

I told them, it's a very simple protocol.

They really sound like they're in a cult now.

Oh girl, you look great. Haven't seen you in forever.

What's your secret?

It's a very simple protocol.

I am the healthiest I've ever been.

Thanks to the Jilly Juice.

Why you telling me she never been healthy her whole life?

That this is the healthiest she's ever been?

Yeah, I don't think so.

Did your body have a big reaction to it when you started?

Oh, definitely.

I would be like, their skin is glowing.

Did you have these waterfalls?

Oh, definitely.

It gives you diarrhea.

Not diarrhea.

>> Violent diarrhea. >> It's not diarrhea.

It's called waterfalls because it's different context, different intention,

and different outcomes.

Oh no.

She is trying to justify her diarrhea.

Gives you hella diarrhea.

No, no.

We don't like to call it that,

we call it waterfalls.

'Cause they slide all the stuff out, gently.

Context matters.

Girl, you don't know what you're talking about.

Calling diarrhea waterfalls because it's different.

I want to see what it looks like though.

Is it brown?

If it's brown, it's diarrhea.

If it looks like this,

this is what coming out of your behind,

you could call that a waterfall.

Until then, I'm calling it bullshit.

But anyways, that's all for today!

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