Bablooji gone DEAF?! | Diwali pe Diwala | BB Ki Vines - YouTube

Hello, Ahuja auntie?

Yeah, it's Bhuvan here.

Is your son mad or something?

He burst a cracker so loud close to my dad's ear, he's deaf now!

Can you hear anything?

Yeah yeah I'll eat the sweets, but it's not Diwali anymore.

I was looking at him from my terrace, he lit up the cracker and threw it down from the second floor.

And it burst right next to my dad's ear.

Don't try and defend him. He has been a menace for everyone in the society.

Now how will my dad get better? Hello?

Hello?

Oh god, he can't hear anything!

No worries, we'll just each Kachori.

But Bhuvan, there's definitely this one thing.

This year it was so quiet during Diwali.

No noise from crackers, not even of people talking! Even right now, look how quiet it is.

Because you can't hear anything, it was really loud yesterday.

Thief? Where?

Where did he enter from? Did he steal anything?

My husband has gone deaf. My life is ruined now!

Can you hear me?

I'll talk to Titu Uncle.

Lying down? But you're standing.

Are you trying to read my lips?

If you won't speak audibly then what choice do I have?

Shit, man.

Shit man? Are you saying that I'm shit? To your own father?

Titu had gone to get our house papers photocopied and hasn't been back since.

Namaste, uncle.

Sup, f****r?

Hello, everyone.

Banchhodaas and Sameer are also here.

Auntie can you make us some Roohafza?

Have you moved on from last night?

Shut up, f****r.

Don't say all this in front of uncle.

Say whatever you want, he can't hear anything.

Some rando burst a cracker near his ears, he can't hear anything now.

What?

Can you hear me?

What are you saying? Speak louder.

F**k!

He's cussing!

He can read your lips.

Damn, uncle. You can read lips?

Bhuvan tell him I can only read lips, not teeth. Only his teeth move when he talks.

Oldie got deaf! Oldie got deaf! Oldie got deaf!

Hey!

In your limits.

Both their shirts are nice.

F**k! He can't hear anything!

He also can't hear that yesterday you...

He can read lips.

He can't even hear that you lost 8 thousand bucks in Teen Patti.

He should never find that out or else he'll stop giving me pocket money.

Papa, give me my this month's allowance.

Pocket money?

I gave you 2 thousand bucks yesterday, where did they go?

Uncle, he lost them in Teen Patti

He was playing on a high card and the other one had a trail.

After spending 700 bucks, his life was still a fail.

I don't want to listen all this. He was showing off too much that day...

It's necessary to show him where he stands.

Only cowards show off in behind the curtains.

No no no no, no abusing.

What good will come out of abusing him on Facebook?

No, I want his apology and his house papers in the next 24 hours. What do I want?

What happened?

What do I tell you, this gangster business is full of frauds.

Seems as though you've been quite busy these days.

Oh you've been standing here and didn't say anything. Why didn't you tell me he...

I was just talking about the frauds in the bank. There's nothing to worry about, everything's fine.

Talk a little slowly, I'm readin your lips.

What do you mean?

Your lips...

I'll just go on with that today.

Where's your mother?

Look here and then talk, come on show your lips.

Sister!

What happened to him?

He's gone deaf.

What?

Some bonehead burst a cracker near his ears.

He can't listen now, but he's reading lips.

That day you were telling me something about mutual funds, huh?

We didn't finish that conversation.

Never underestimate these thing in your life.:

Delhi's winters.

Mutual fund.

Sleeping d**k.

Sleeping what?

Chaap!

Chaap. Chaap.

It's very easy to invest in mutual funds now. Just download this app called 'Groww'.

Invest as much as you want you, without any commissions or hidden charges!

Invest as you like, leave whenever you want.

Millions of people are using it. Install it in your dad's phone.

G, R, O, W, W.

I'm telling you, you should start investing right now. There's no paperwork required either, everything's online!

You spoke too fast, I didn't understand anything.

Just like on TV, "Mutual funds are subject to outdoor d***s. Please keep your legs open because interesting."

What?!

You were saying that you'll be standing in elections this year.

Election and honeymoon, it's key that the representative stands up on both occasions. You won't get it.

Anyways, there's so much fraud happening in the business.

In love and business, there's always fraud uncle.

That's only how your love life works, real love doesn't have frauds.

Real love makes your eyes wet, and the other one makes you underwear wet.

Why are these people talking so low?

I should try and read their lips.

*gibberish*

Speak a little louder please, I can't understand anything.

What'll happen even if I speak loudly deaf-man...

*gibberish*

Uncle but what fraud are you talking about?

I have a lot of experience in this business, but this year I made a mistake.

What'd you say?

Mistake.

Ew, why are you talking like that in front of the kids?!

What happened?

Yesterday I went to get my money back from someone.

He challenged me for a game of Teen Patti, and in return get my money back.

Now you know the kind of guy I am, of course I said yes.

But those guys start from 500, and oh boy that took a toll on my pocket.

Then?

I had a color sequence, Jack, Queen, and King!

Woah!

So I bet some papers thinking that of course I'll get my other set of money back.

But that b*****d had a trail of aces!

Oh f**k!

I've learned one thing.

Greediness in life is as useless as KBC's partner lifeline.

It'll get you stuck in a swamp.

For the first time I lost a game of Teen Patti.

But I'm very sure that that guy cheated.

But which papers did you bet?

Titu.

Did you get our house papers photocopied?

Could you get me some tea?

Uncle!

I don't know what got into my head I was really pumped. But I swear I was winning, I'm sure that guy cheated.

Don't worry, you'll live with me brother.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Listen up you f****r, if you speak too much I'll take out your bones and make you suck on them. Now, repeat?

Seems like it's a fun conversation.

Poor guy is laughing at his own demise. Your house is gone! You're on the streets now!

Make this muffler as your towel and rub it on your legs.

What with the towel?

*very bollywood joke*

*the bollywood joke continues*

Who bursts cracker at this hour?!

Is it your dad's wedding?

To hell with your money, let us live in peace!

I feel like tying them up with their rockets.

Please you tell him this news, I can't.

Uncle his house is gone, how do I tell him something this big.

Whose house is gone?

Our house is gone! This house is gone! What's the use, he can't even hear me!

Our house is sold?! How?

You can hear me?

Yeah but whose house is sold?

You can hear now?

Yes but whose house is sold?

Can you really listen?

Yes! But whose house is sold?!

You can hear again?

Yes, I can! How many times do I repeat it! Get your ears checked you deaf woman!

Whose house is sold?

Okay tell me what song is this...

*hums a song*

Bhuvan's is father is asking something... Whose house is sold?

Nobody's house is sold, he was just kidding.

What kind of a joke is this?

Uncle?

That's exactly what I was thinking, that you can't do something like this, ever.

That's exactly what I was checking, see!

How his ears started working again when it came to his house.

You're still so naught, just like when you were little.

Yeah, I feel like having a nice cup of tea.