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Annoying Orange - Teenie Weenie - YouTube
Channel: Annoying Orange
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- Attention kitchen!
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The annual hot dog eating contest
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will begin momentarily!
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- I'm gonna eat you under
the table this year, Frank!
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- Fat chance, Link!
I've been trainin' hard,
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and you ain't hardly been trainin'! Ooh!
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- I've got another urgent
announcement, everyone.
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My megaphone can do this!
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(ambulance siren)
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- Ah! Stop it! I've got tinnitus!
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- Hey! We could get someone else
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to announce, you know.
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- Okay, okay. Just chill, dog!
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(laughs maniacally)
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(Frank groans)
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Everyone got their mystery meat?
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- [Link] Yup!
- [Frank] Yep.
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- Then on your marks, get set--
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- [Ominous Voice] Wait.
One final contestant
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would like to enter.
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- It... it couldn't be!
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- It's... the Great One!
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(triumphant music)
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- That guy's the Great One?
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But he's just a teenie weenie!
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(laughs maniacally)
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(explosion)
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(rock music)
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Yo, dogs! Why you guys so afraid
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of Puny McPunerson over there?
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- Don't let his diminutive
size fool you, Orange.
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The Great One has never lost
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a competitive eating contest... ever!
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- I heard he trained in a
secret cave... in Siberia!
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- I heard he once literally ate a horse!
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- I heard he's made of real beef!
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- No fillers?
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- No fillers.
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- Whoa!
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- The Great One is ready now.
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Bring me the mystery meat!
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- Yes, oh Great One!
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- What is this, a snack?
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These portions are an insult!
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Bring me more plates!
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- Yes, oh Great One!
Right away, oh Great One!
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- Honorable competitors, I look forward to
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defeating you all! (laughs)
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- Oh yeah? If you win,
will you "relish" it?
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(Orange laughs)
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(record scratch)
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- Was that a joke? You dare
to tease the Great One?
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He who once consumed eight
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calzones in but a single sitting?
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- Eight calzones? That's
not as good as seven.
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- What? Of course eight
is better than seven!
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Don't you know how numbers work?
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- Sure I do! You ate eight
calzones, but seven eight nine!
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(Orange laughs maniacally)
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- It's true, seven loves the munch.
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- You maniac! You're a cannibal! (screams)
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- Enough of this nonsense!
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I wish to win this competition
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and return to my secretive life of
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training deep within the Siberian caves!
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- Told ya!
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- All right, all right,
hold your horsemeat.
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Contestants, on your marks, get set, eat!
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(suspenseful music)
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- I'm gonna go for it, man.
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I'm gonna try to beat the Great One!
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(chews vigorously)
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- Don't do it, Frank! No one goes
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toe to toe with the Great One!
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- Bring me more plates!
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- I don't care, Link.
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This could be my one shot at greatness!
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Yolo!
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Another plate!
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- Would you look at that?
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Frank is pickin' up his pace.
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He appears to be closing
in on the Great One!
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- You fool! Turn back while you still can!
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Another plate!
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- No way, Great One!
(chews vigorously) Yolo!
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- Frank appears to be bulging!
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This could be trouble!
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- Frank! Frankie! Please
stop! You're gonna burst!
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- If I'm goin' out, it's
in a blaze of glory!
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Yoloooooo--
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(splatter)
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- Oh! Frank is out! That
bratwurst burst! (laughs)
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Now it's down to two competitors.
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Great One is in the lead, but Link is
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hot on the hot dog's tail!
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- Frank! (cries) I will
avenge your death! Yolo!
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(Frank cries while eating)
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- This is gonna come
down to the wire, folks.
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They're neck and neck!
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Which weiner will be named the "weiner"?
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(laughs maniacally) Jokes!
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- Another plate!
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- Another plate!
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- Another plate!
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- Another plate!
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(laughs) You cannot win, Link!
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You're not strong enough!
(laughs triumphantly)
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(mouth full) Another plate!
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- Yeah! You're the "weak link"! (laughs)
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(music intensifies)
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(splatter)
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- Oh! And another one bites the munch!
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Our winner, and still champion,
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of hot dog eating is the Great One!
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- Yes! Yes! I am truly the Great One!
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Now where's my trophy?
(laughs triumphantly)
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- Here you go!
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May I have everyone's attention, please?
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I have a very important announcement:
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I want you all to know that--
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(siren)
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- Turn that off! Name
me the winner already!
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- Sorry, sorry, I bumped
the button (stammers)
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Oh no, that's not--
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- Fine! We'll do it live.
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Attention, everyone! I, the Great One,
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hereby declare myself Champ--
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- There we go! Got it, got it. Woo!
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Now I can tell you all this
very important announcement:
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- We know what the
announcement is, already!
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It's just that I won the--
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- Hot dog eating contest!
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- Obviously we know what
the announcement is!
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Now I will take my trophy and--
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- No! Hot dog eating contest!
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(Great One yelps)
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(frying)
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- Ah! The Great One thinks
this is painfully ironic!
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I'm going out a "weiner"!
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- Ugh. Well that totally bites. (laughs)
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(Man burps)
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Welp, I guess there's
nothin' left to say, except
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Happy 238th birthday, America!
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♫ Oh say can you see-- ♫
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(2 and 3 scream)
(record scratch)
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What
happened to the eight?
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(7 roars)
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You monster!
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- Yolo!
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(funky guitar music)
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- [Orange] (laughs maniacally) Knife!
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