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Team USA v. Team UK - Dodgeball w/ Michelle Obama, Harry Styles & More - #LateLateLondon - YouTube
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THANKS AGAIN FOR HELPING ME GET
TO WORK.
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I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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>> NO, NO PROBLEM, JAMES.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
SO WHAT ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS
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TIME?
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>> James: YEAH, NO I THINK
WE'RE GOOD.
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I DON'T THINK I NEED TO LISTEN
TO ANY PLUSSIC.
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WE SORT OF ALREADY DID THAT.
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>> NO, I GET IT.
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ARE YOU WORRIED BECAUSE I
OUTSHOWN YOU LAST TIME.
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>> James: YOU DID NOT OUTSHINE
ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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>> OH, I THINK I DID.
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>> James: I'M SORRY, WITH ALL
DUE RESPECT, GK, I'M BRITISH.
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THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO THAT
WE CAN'T DO BETTER, OKAY.
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>> OH YEAH.
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LIKE WHAT, EXACTLY?
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>> James: FOR A START, MUSIC.
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THE BEATLES, THE ROLLING STONE,
LED ZEPPELIN, ADELE, TAKE THAT?
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>> WHO?
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>> James: YES, THE WHO, THAT
IS A GOOD ONE, OKAY, WE WHY,
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THIS' A GOODS ONE YNS ONE WORD,
WE YONS, STEVIE WONDER, BOB
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DYLAN, PRINCE.
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>> James: OKAY, I FORGOT ABOUT
AM EM THIS, WE ARE BETTER AT
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SPORTS.
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>> I DON'T THINK THAT IS TRUE,
AND IF IT IS, YOU HAVE NOTHING
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TO DO WITH IT.
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>> James: OH T IS ON.
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>> IT'S ON.
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>> James: OH, IT'S ON.
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>> IT'S ON.
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>> James: IT IS ON.
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>> IT IS ON.
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>> James: YEAH T IS SO ON YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HON TON IS,
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IT IS SO ON.
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>> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I AM
THINKING.
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>> James: YEAH, I AM, I'M
THINKING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
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THINKING.
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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING DODGEBALL.
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>> THE STAGE IS SET, A
HEAD-TO-HEAD FACEOFF BETWEEN
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MICHELLE OBAMA'S TEAM U.S.A. AND
JAMES CORDEN TEAM U.K., WE'LL
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DETERMINE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHICH
COUNTRY IS BETTER.
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IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE.
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>> James: I'VE CALLED SOME OF
MY BEST FRIENDS TO HELP ME OUT
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AND I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT
TEAM U.K. IS GOING TO-- I DON'T
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WANT TO SAY DEMOLISH TEAM U.S.A.
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BUT WE ARE GOING TO DEMOLISH
TEAM U.S.A.
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>> I HAVE MADE SOME CALLS.
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AND LET'S JUST SAY THAT THIS
TEAM IS GOING TO EAT THEM FOR
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BREAKFAST.
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FOR BREAKFAST.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE
DAY.
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♪
♪ YOU WOULD NOT PLEEF HOW EASY
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IT WAS TO IMET PEOPLE TO DO,
THIS ALL I HAD TO SAY WAS YOU'RE
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GOING TO THROW A BALL AT JAMES
CORDEN.
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GOING TO THROW A BALL AT JAMES
CORDEN.
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♪.
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>> JAMES, WHEN MICHELLE O OBAMA
CALLS AND ASKS YOU TO DO
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ANYTHING, YOU JUST SAY YES.
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>> WHEN JAMES CORDEN CALLS YOU,
YOU INITIALLY IGNORE THE CALL.
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THEN HE KEEPS CALLING YOU.
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AND THEN STARTS TEXTING SAYING
HEY, DID YOU GET MY CALL.
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AND THEN HE SHOWS UP AT YOUR
HOUSE.
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YOUR WORK.
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YOUR HAIRDRESSER.
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YOUR PILATES CLASS.
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AND YOUR SHOWER.
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>> IT'S THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE
VERSUS ALSO RED, WHITE AND BLUE
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BUT WITH A DIFFERENT PATTERN.
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>> I'M THINKING WE SHOULD
PROBABLY DO LIKE SHIRTS VERSUS
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SKINS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT MIGHT
GET CONFUSING, WITHOUT LIKE
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WHOSE TEAM AM I ON?
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I MEAN IT COULD GO EITHER WAY
OR, YOU KNOW, HARRY, COULD YOU
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PROBABLY-- HARRY, YOU WANT TO BE
SKINS?
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DO YOU NEED HELP?
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YOU WANT TO JUST STRIP THAT TOP
OFF.
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>> IT WAS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
PRETENDING THAT I'M A PLAYING
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FOR YOU GUYS BUT I'M NOT,
BECAUSE I'M FROM THE U.S.A.
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>> James: YOU DON'T FEEL
COMFORTABLE. MAYBE WOULD YOU
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FEEL COMFORTABLE IF YOU WEREN'T
ON ANY TEAM, MAYBE YOU WOULD
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FEEL COMFORTABLE IF YOU WEREN'T
THE BAND LEADER ON OUR SHOW,
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SUCK IT UP, YOU ARE BRITISH, GET
ON BOARD WITH IT.
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>> I GOT YOU.
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>> James: THANK YOU.
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>> WELL, HELLO GUFFER IN, CAN'T
WAIT TO GET ME MITTENS ON.
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OH BLIMEY.
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>> James: OKAY, OKAY, YOU
MIGHT WANT TO DIAL IT DOWN JUST
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A LITTLE BIT.
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THAT IS SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE.
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>> SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE
IS THE NET, WHERE IS THE NET.
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>> NO, THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE
A NET.
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THERE IS NO NET IN DOW JONES
BEUL.
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IT IS A NETLESS GAME.
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>> WHO IS THE QUARTERBACK, ARE
YOU THE QUARTERBACK?
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>> NO, IT IS AGAIN A GREAT
QUESTION THERE IS NO DUMB
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QUESTIONS, USUALLY.
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BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT SPORT.
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>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING, BUDDY,
READY, READY TO DO THIS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING,
GAME OF DODGEBALL, IMAIM OF
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DODGEBALL, IMAIM OF DODGE IMAWL,
GAME OF DODGEBALL, GAME OF
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DODGEBALL, SEE T IS THE "GAME OF
THRONES."
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: WE'RE GOING TO LOSE,
AN WE.
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>> I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM
PROUD OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF
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YOU.
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STRENGTH IS FLOT MEASURED ON HOW
YOU THROW THE BALL.
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IT IS MEASURED IN HERE.
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>> AMEN.
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>> WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE ALSO GO
LOW.
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>> OH.
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>> CUZ THAT'S HOW DODGEBALL
WORKS, AM I RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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>>.
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>> IT'S HARD TO SAY WHO GOING TO
WIN THIS ONE, WHO AM I KID, OF
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COURSE WE'RE GOING TO WIN T IS
MICHELLE, MICHELLE OBAMA.
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WE'RE WINNERS.
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AND THE LAND OF THE FREE.
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♪ AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE.
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(APPLAUSE).
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♪ HAPPY AND GLORIOUS.
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♪ GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN.
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♪ YES, YES!
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♪ EVERYBODY U.S. READY.
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>> YES.
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>> U.K. READY.
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>> YES.
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>> AND THEY'RE OFF, McCARTHY
DIVES ON THE BALL, HARRY STYLES
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LOOKING FOR HIS FIRST TARGET.
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OH, AND CUMBERBATCH WITH A CUM
BERCATCH.
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THIS IS WIDE, NO HIT, SHERLOCK.
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AND DOWN GOES BIG BEN.
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OBAMA DODGES THAT BALL LIKE IT
IS SATURATED FAT.
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OH, PICKS OFF CORDEN.
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JANUARYING TAKES ONE IN THE LEG,
DIRECT HIT, REGGIE WATTS IMOAS
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DOWN HARD, HE IS REALLY MILKING
THIS, HARRY STYLES SO LOW, ALL
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OVER AGAIN.
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OBAMA WINDS UP AND RIGHT IN THE
ONSIE.
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AND THAT'S THE SHOT HEARD ROUND
THE WORLD.
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TEAM U.S.A. TAKES IMAIM ONE.
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HE IS GOING TO FEEL THAT IN IN
THE MORNING.
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TEAM U.S.A. RIDING HIGH.
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LET'S SEE HOW THE BRITISH ARE
GOING TO REGROUP.
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>> YOU KNOW, IT REALLY IS, IT IS
A REALLY GOOD GAME.
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IT IS A SMASHING GAME.
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>> I THOUGHT IT WAS-- DOUGH
BALL, I HOUT WE WERE THROWING
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DOUGH.
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>> OH BENEDICT, YOU HAVEN'T GOT
A TEA, CAN I GET YOU A TEA,
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DARLING.
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>> I WOULD LOVE ONE, I'M
PARCHED.
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>> TIME FOR GAME TWO WHERE THE
U.K. WILL TRY TO EVEN THINGS UP
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WITH TEAM U.S.A.
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>> THE U.K. ON THOSE BALLS LIKE
JAM ON CRUMPETS.
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THAT BALL KNOWS NOT TO MESS WITH
THE FIRS LADY.
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HARRY WINDS UP AND NAILS
McCARTHY.
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NAILED BY STYLES.
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DREAMS DO COME TRUE.
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>> YES.
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>> MICHELLE TAKES A SHOT BUT
IT'S GONE AND JUST LIKE THAT SHE
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IS OUT OF OFFICE.
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HERE IS JANUARYIE TAUNTING THE
BRITISH PLAYERS.
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AND A DIRECT HIT BY WATTS.
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AN ABSOLUTE FLOP FOR THE U.K
DOWN GOES HUDSON.
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HITS WATTS IN THING WILL AND
ANOTHER ONE, THEY'RE REALLY
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PILING ON THE HURT.
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AMERICANS DO NOT LIKE A TRAITOR.
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AIMS FOR CORDEN AND HE'S OUT,
NO, WAIT, AN AMAZING SAVE, DOWN
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GOES KUNIS AND THEY TAKE GAME
TWO, EVEN AT A IMAIM A PIECE.
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CAPTAIN CORDEN AND HIS TEAM
REALLY SAVORING THIS ONE WITH
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JOHN BRADLEY CELEBRATING LIKE
THEY JUST KILLED A.
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>> LOOK HOW CHILDISH.
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>> TEAM U.S.A. HAS TO MUSTER
SOMETHING UP FOR GAME THREE.
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>> I WANT TO DO THIS.
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MI GOING TO DO THIS.
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>> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
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>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU
PROUD.
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>> I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE
SO WOULD YOU MIND.
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>> OH, SURE.
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>> I WOULD BE HONORED.
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>> YOU PROBABLY WANT ME TO
AUTOGRAPH THIS ONE.
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>> ARE YOU TOO EMBARRASSED TO
ASK.
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>> NOT REALLY.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> U ARE SA AMAZING.
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>> I'M HAPPY TO DID IT.
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>> OH OF COURSE.
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>> TRAITOR, THE LOT OF YOU.
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>> IT ALL COMES DOWN TO A THIRD
AND FINAL GAME.
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WILL TEAM U.K. KEEP CALM AND
CARRY ON OR WILL TEAM U.S.A.
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REDECLARE ITS INDEPENDENCE.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
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>> OFF TO EYE QUICK START, WATT
IMMEDIATELY TAKES OUT
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McCARTHY.
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CUMBERBATCH WITH A DIRECT HIT.
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HE'S LOOKING GUILTY ABOUT THAT
ONE.
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YOU CAN PROBABLY EXPECT A VISIT
FROM THE SECRET SERVICE LATER.
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STYLES NAILS KUNIST AND SHE IS
IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK.
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WATT APPEARS TO BE FEELING THE
EFFECT OF HIS PREGAME GUMMI.
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HUDSON GOES IN FOR THE KILL.
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JOHN BADLY TAKES ONE TO THE BACK
AND NOW HIS WATCH HAS ENDED.
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CORDEN NAILS HUDSON BUT JAYNEIE
GETS REVENGE AND HE IS SERIOUS,
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CORDEN MOT TAKING THAT
GRACELY-- GRACEFULLY.
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CUMBERBATCH THE LAST ONE STAYING
FOR TEAM U.K. IT IS A TWO ON
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ONE.
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OH, THERE IT IS.
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THE FINAL SHOT.
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RAISE THE FLAG, RELEASE THE BALD
EAGLEK TEAM U.S.A. IS YOUR
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DODGEBALL CHAMPION!
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ULTIMATELY THE SUPERIOR
ATHLETICISM OF MICHELLE O OBAMA
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TEAM U.S.A. WAS TOO MUCH TO
HANDLE FOR THE BRITS.
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>> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE.
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>> AND JUST LIKE THAT THE TEAM
FROM THE U.K. BREXIT THEIR
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CHANCE AT GLORY.
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(APPLAUSE)
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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ONE TEAM ENTERING THE AMALS OF
SPORTS HISTORY AND ANOTHER TO BE
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FORGOTTEN FOREVER.
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HISTORY REPEATING AS THE U.S.A.
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DE CLEARS VICTORY OVER THE U.K.
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>> James: AT THE END OF THE
DAY WE SHOWED KIDS THAT EXERCISE
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CAN BE FUN, THAT IS THE BIG
THING, HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN
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REMEMBER WHO WON OR LOST.
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>> OH NO, NO YOU I LOST, WE WON.
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>> James: HAVE I NO IDEA IF
THAT IS EVEN FREU.
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>> NO, IT'S TRUE.
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>> James: NOBODY KNOWS.
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>> YEAH, WE KNOW, YOU LOST.
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ED.
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WE WON.
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IT'S OKAY.
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(APPLAUSE).
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>> James: THANK YOU, THANK YOU
TO MICHELLE OBAMA AND EVERYBODY
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ELSE.
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BE SURE TO CHECK OUT HER BOOK
"BECOMING" WHICH SOWT RIGHT NOW.
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WHEN WE COME BACK, TOM HANKS AND
GILLIAN ANDERSON ARE GOING TO BE
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HERE, COME BACK, EVERYBODY.
(APPLAUSE)
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