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Teachers Should Retire Like NBA Players - Nore Davis - YouTube
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thank you man thank you happy to be here
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i love staying up so much
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it makes me perform in places i've never
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been before
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last summer i performed in nantucket
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mass
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it's the whitest place i've ever been to
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in my life and i've been to the pottery
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barn
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it's alright like i've never been to a
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place that has atlanta has no
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culture none i
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was the culture would look at me like
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there he is
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that's the culture
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it's so white it's like it's like
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nantucket is like going to an ice cream
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store that only sells vanilla ice cream
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and they have no toppings you got
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sprinkles
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no caramel
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hot fudge you better take your black ass
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to martha's vineyard
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ain't got no goddamn obama sauce
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[Applause]
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oh thank you
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happy dear man i got the my brother i
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love my brother my brother's transgender
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transitioned from a woman to a man years
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ago love him very much
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oh thank you all right
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cool cool i'll tell him you can
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i love him i i love that he loves his
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body and i'm happy they love his body
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he loves his body so much he loves to
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brag to me now he'll come up to me
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look man i got more you had than you
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i got more armpit hair than you i didn't
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know
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he transitioned into an
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it's like i get it but you ain't got a
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flex on me
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damn you know what i felt like i felt
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like it's like i was at the end of the
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little mermaid and the mermaid's like
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what's up ariel and she's like oh y'all
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still got flippers
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damn mary we just wanted to say hi i got
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sneakers
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i got feet all right look we just
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want to tell you just go to visit your
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father whenever you can bye
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ariel's a dick i'm not going back up
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there she gonna act like that
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that's why i always have a warm spot in
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my heart for the lgbti community you
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know i mean cause i hope
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they get the representation the
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mainstream that they deserve that
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everybody deserves
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real talk like to the point
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yet
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to the point i'm hearing the making of
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black panther 2
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and i hope in this movie the black
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panther acknowledges his brother
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the pink panther
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i think it's time cause if i could do
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what he can do
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so you know black panther one he was
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back there the whole time like so
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y'all not gonna let me fight
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[Applause]
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i major outfits
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all right everybody brand new all right
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oh this guy man you always gotta love
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and support your family man they support
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you back like uh
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my mom retired love my mom
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of course i love my mom i'm a black man
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black men love their moths like
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three things we only love our mothers
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chicken and dragon ball z
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don't mess without goku ain't gonna be
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no problem
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well my retirement 35 years as a public
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school teacher shout out to any teachers
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out there no are you okay
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teaching word shout out to you yeah man
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i learned so much when she retired
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because it's so different from when like
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somebody in the nba retires when they
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retire
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their jerseys and the raptors i had a
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good time thank you for the crib good
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night
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when the teacher retired i said just
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like i'm done
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that's it do you want to party no
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this never happened
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those kids i'm ghost
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oh so jaded
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why they're jaded i get it but
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like i feel like teachers are
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celebrities but we don't treat them as
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such
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they are they're welcome
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celebrities they most of our lives
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that's why we sit in these seats today
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man we know our
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first grade teacher uh we remember our
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kindergarten teacher we remember them
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you know how they celebrated you
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remember you was little
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you see your teacher out in public you
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freak out
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you're like mr berlin what you doing out
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here with shark door
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why you got your ankles what you doing
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oh i'm just going to the beach no you
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live in school
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i ain't never seen you outside what you
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doing outside
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i never thought they had their own life
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and i was little man i thought my
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teacher at the end of the day just go
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back into the cubby and recharge
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all right it is
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they're celebrities but we don't treat
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them as such
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now my that's my mom she's a local
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celebrity i'll take her out to the
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movies
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and every time she'll run into some
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grown ass man
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that she taught in second grade and he
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can't contain himself
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yo miss davis you remember me
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you remember me you remember me
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that's my second teacher you remember me
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and my mother acts like a celebrity that
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doesn't want to be bothered
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hello trey
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how are you trey
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that boy can't read for
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hey baby
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what mom we didn't talk about yeah i
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would have left him back but his mama
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too ratchet damn baby
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good to see you all right yo miss davis
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let me get an autograph
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no baby you can't read i remember that's
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all right
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i'ma go see the black panther now
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you
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