The whole working-from-home thing — Apple - YouTube

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Bridget: How is the whole "working from home" thing
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going for you?
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[CHILDREN SCREAMING] David: Woah!
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Brian: What? No!
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[MESSAGE TONE]
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[CLATTERING]
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Dave: Guys! Guys! Does anyone have my iPad?
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Instructor: Close your eyes. [APPLE WATCH RINGING]
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Gently deepen your breath. [GASPS]
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Woman: Babe. Your boss is FaceTiming you.
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Marie: What?
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Bridget: Vivienne? Dave: This is not good.
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Vivienne: Morning. Bridget: Good morning!
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Vivienne: So Project Pandora's Box is back,
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and we need to present new designs on Monday.
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Oh, and it needs to be recyclable.
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Any questions?
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Bridget: Yeah, when you say recyclable --
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Vivienne: Good. Dave: No!
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Brian: What's going on?
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Bridget: Project Pandora's Box is back!
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Brian: What? No!
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Marie: We can't do this in one week.
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Bridget: It's just a box.
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Brian: But we're working from home, Bridget!
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Dave: Exactly! And I have the kids all week!
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Dave: And I have my mom all the time.
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Brian's mom: You say something, boo-boo?
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Marie: OK.
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Bridget: We can totally do this, OK?
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Today, we'll get up to speed,
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and then tomorrow, we think inside the box.
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Brian: What day is it?
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Marie: Monday.
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Brian: I thought it was Tuesday.
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Marie: She serious?
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Brian: Ten minutes for lunch? [CHILDREN SCREAMING]
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It takes 15 minutes to make lunch!
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Bridget: Oh, so you got my schedule.
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OK, I'll send over the rebrief. Does anybody have a spec sheet?
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Dave: Oh, wait. I think I have it.
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Bridget: Perfect. Scan it and send it.
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Dave: I don't have a scanner.
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Brian: There's one on your phone.
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Dave: Where? Brian: It's in Notes.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER] Oh, this is really cool.
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[MAIL ALERT TONES]
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Dave: Woah, woah, woah. Make it stop.
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Bridget: At 8:00 a.m. tomorrow,
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remind me to remind the team about --
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[MESSAGE SENT TONE] [FIREWORKS CRACKLING]
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Bridget: Come on, no one has anything?
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Nothing? No ideas?
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[CHILD SCREAMING] Dave: Guys, simmer down.
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Bridget: Dave, please! Dave: Sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.
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[BRIAN AND DAVE SPEAKING]
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Dave: Sorry, you go, Brian. Brian: Sorry, go ahead.
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[OVERLAPPING DIALOGUE]
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Bridget: Please, please, just one of you go!
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Dave: Well, I had this dream last night
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that the box was like a transformer.
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Marie: This is why I hate brainstorming.
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Bridget: Come on, we just need a solution
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that is lightweight and sustainable --
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Dave: And cheap.
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Child: Dad! It's all runny!
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Brian: Ew.
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Bridget: You should go.
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[MESSAGES TONES]
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Marie: Too expensive.
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Dave: What about tissue paper?
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Bridget: Too fragile.
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[ALERT TONES]
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Dave: Any other ideas?
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[MESSAGES TONE]
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Bridget: Did you guys hear?
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I think Vivienne has a new assistant.
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Marie: That's, like, the fourth one this year.
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Dave: What happened to the one that cried all the time?
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Bridget: She had to go back to Canada.
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Brian: What if we did something like this?
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[CAMERA SHUTTER]
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Dave: Meatballs?
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Brian: No, hexagons.
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Marie: Yeah, that's cool. Like this.
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Brian: Honeycomb!
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Marie: Yeah! We can totally make honeycomb out of cardboard.
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Bridget: Wait. This could work.
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[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
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Dave: Guys. Hey, slow down! Do not put that in your mouth.
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Hey, good morning.
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Bridget: Morning! Great work, everybody.
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We are really making progress. Oh, shoot. Vivienne's calling.
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Dave: Oh, great.
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Vivienne: Morning. Dave: Hi.
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Vivienne: Two things:
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the presentation has been moved to this Friday, and...
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Bridget: Friday? [PHONE RINGING]
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Vivienne: I have to take this.
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Marie: What was the second thing?
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Brian: I wish my mom had a pool.
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[MESSAGES TONE]
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Dave: No! The budget just got cut in half!
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Of course it did. Because that's what happens.
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They cut the budget in half,
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and then they're going to cut it in half --
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Bridget: Do you think you should call --
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Dave: No. Do not say his name.
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I would rather speak to my ex-wife than have to talk to --
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Mike from Finance. How are you, buddy?
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Mike: Yo.
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Dave: Are those... swords?
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Mike: They're katanas.
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Dave: Right you are.
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So listen, did Vivienne speak with you yet?
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Mike: Maybe. Maybe not.
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Bridget: Are you a little businessman?
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The big cheese in charge of the company?
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Marie: Bridget, are you talking to your cat?
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[CAT PURRING] Bridget: No.
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Dave: There's got to be a cheaper cardboard.
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Child: Dad! Dave: Nothing cheaper?
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[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
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Woah! You're going in the naughty corner.
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Not you, Jerry. I need you to work with me --
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Ow! Bridget, this is impossible.
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Brian: Hey, using less cardboard is good, right?
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Marie: Yeah. Less cardboard, less dollars.
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Brian's mom: Brian!
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Brian: I have to take out the trash.
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[MUMBLING]
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Child: Hey Siri. Can you read us a bedtime story?
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Child: With no monsters.
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Brian: Ooh!
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[YAWNING]
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Brian: Morning! Marie: Brian?
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Brian: I think I figured it out! I'm going to add the others.
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Marie: Have you been to bed? Brian: No!
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Bridget: Brian? Brian: Sorry, did I wake you?
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Bridget: No, I was just meditating.
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Brian: I think I found a solution to the budget.
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Bridget: What? Dave: How?
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Brian: We make the pattern bigger!
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Dave: You're a genius. I love you!
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Bridget: How does making it bigger mean less cardboard?
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Dave: Brian, how much less? Marie: Brian, use your iPad.
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Brian: All right. It's about...
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one-and-three-quarters of an iPad?
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Marie: No, use the measuring tool on your iPad.
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Brian: Oh. A lot less!
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[MESSAGES TONES]
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Brian: I'm going to bed.
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[KETTLE WHISTLES]
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Dave: What the -- My computer is possessed!
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The numbers are literally changing right in front of me.
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Bridget: It's a shared document. It's probably Mike in Finance.
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Dave: That man is everywhere!
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[MESSAGES TONES] No! He's texting me.
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Bridget: Hey, Marie. How do I get InDesign?
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Marie: Ask Sam. Why, what are you designing?
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Bridget: Oh, no, nothing.
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Hey, Sam.
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How is the whole "working from home thing" going for you?
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Sam: No. What do you want?
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Bridget: I, like, really need InDesign
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because we have this big presentation --
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Sam: Done. [MAIL ALERT TONE]
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Bridget: Oh, awesome. You know, when this is all over,
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you and I should go do something fun.
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Just the girls out on the --
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Marie: Who's changing the design?
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Bridget: I thought it could do with a little more zing.
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Marie: Where did you even find these fonts?
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What happened to slide four?
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Dave: New costs coming over now. Whoosh!
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[MAIL ALERT TONE] Marie: Got it.
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[CLICKING]
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[MARIE SIGHS]
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[REMINDERS ALERT] [ROOSTER CROWING]
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[TRUMPETS PLAYING] [ALARM SOUNDING]
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[BLENDER WHIRRING]
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Bridget: I was reading that "team" means,
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"Together, everyone achieves more," and that --
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Brian: Should we tell her she's on mute?
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Dave: Not yet. Bridget: Wait, was I on mute?
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All: What? No. Dave: Totally clear.
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Bridget: Good.
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Oh, wait, the client's coming on.
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Is everyone wearing pants?
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