Roomies | Ep1/3: RATION | Mini Web Series | Gagan Arora, Nikhil Vijay, Badri & Anushka | Alright! - YouTube

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I am flat number 64.
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And the reason I am narrating is that every house has its own story.
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So come let's see, who all live in this house.
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I am going. I have left.
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Aarohi.
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We all get irritated and get tired.
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I supposed my life to be 2 times of eating maggie.
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Then you came, and everything got changed.
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Aarohi, I love you
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As...
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What are you doing?
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What?
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Aashiqui movie is going on or what? Move away.
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It's been 1 month since there is no grocery at home and 2 months since I didn't get my salary.
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Moreover, you 3 drunk crazy bachelors, have made the whole house a mess.
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I am telling you, I will leave. And then that filthy person stares at me the whole time.
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Excuse me. Are you referring to me?
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I don't stare. I do study.
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Aarohi, you are a modern, independent, self-sufficient girl
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You understand? You are not just the maid. You are self-made.
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For the first time in my life, I have seen Laxibai in a maid.
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What is it? Why so much noise in the morning?
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Hey, why did you not make the breakfast till now?
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Say.
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What is the reason for you to get paid? To speak or to do work?
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Talk with respect. I am not your servant anymore. Get lost.
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Move.
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It's okay, bro.
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She didn't deserve us.
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Move on.
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I will.
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Move on.
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Move on you @#%&*. You are standing on my feet.
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In my 9 to 5 job, I work 9 am to 9 pm.
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Then also the company cuts the salary by 50%.
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In that salary, I take care of the expenses of my parents and yours.
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Not possible now. I won't be able to do it.
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So at this age, you will leave your old parents?
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You sinner. Did you get this type of learning?
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I am talking of you two.
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Okay.
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What was the need for gambling from her money?
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One second, since 4 months, when she was winning back to back,
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Then she was talking about purchasing Tesla's share.
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In front of me.
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And when she lost for the first time today, she didn't even message me good morning on WhatsApp.
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She worked hard to earn that money.
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She is spoilt because of your company.
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Sampark Pandey, it's not necessary that each one of us is right.
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Every friendship has a limit, which one should not cross.
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Shut up.
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You guys don't feel ashamed or what?
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For 7 months, I am feeding you.
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Earn sometimes so that I also feel happy.
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No, because of you, I am still not able to pay the rent.
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Kukreja is waiting for me to pay.
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Not anymore, bro.
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By the end of the day, if you both didn't give me a month's grocery payment, then we will have to split.
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I don't wish to talk to you.
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Yes, go away. I have seen many like you. Go.
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I have plenty of money.
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Motherfuck*er
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Leave him. It's his ego.
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Yes.
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But, you do a really great Nawaz.
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Thank you.
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Very good.
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And do something about your beard.
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What should I do?
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What can you do? Wait.
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Why don't you try Urban Gabru's beard booster?
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Really good.
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Landlord's son also uses this.
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Seriously.
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Beard will be done, bro. It's not the thing to worry about. But what about daily food?
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Wait a minute.
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From where will we able to manage 3735 amount of money?
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3735...My mind is also not working properly.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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Does it involve drinking?
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Yeah.
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I like it.
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Our boy has spent his half salary on this, and you are giving us just 35 bucks.
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Go away. We don't want your money.
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Ya, so open your own hotel by selling these bottles.
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You moron.
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Get lost.
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Listen.
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You are a moron. Get lost.
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Work on how you speak.
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Pizza.
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Is it ours?
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Is it paid?
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Yes.
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Then it's ours.
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Thank you.
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Put chilly flakes.
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Hold it.
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Excuse me. Have you guys ordered it?
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Put these chilly flakes inside you.
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Listen, you put, we put every day.
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What do you think why we have ulcers?
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Stupid.
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Let's go and sell outside.
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One second, I got an idea, how is your speaking skills?
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He heard you.
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Sir, please clap for him, he is a good singer.
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So, as you know, we are from donations for blind people.
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My name is Sampark. I have done many projects.
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As you can see, there is a way to operate his eyes.
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In 3735 bucks, his eyesight can come back.
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If you wish to donate, for one person it's 3735, for 5 it's 2,00,000 bucks.
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I don't have 2,00,000.
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Cash or card?
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You can help the poor by giving 100 bucks.
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I have the bus pass, will go by DTDC.
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Go carefully. There is poop over there.
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I am fine with disrespect, but he should not have slapped me on my face.
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True. It's hurting a lot.
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Bro, it's too cold, what do I do?
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There he comes.
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Hey, do you want to smoke?
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Do you want weed?
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Tell me the password fast.
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Dum dum.
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Diga diga weather?
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That is what I have to create.
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You are at the right place, Mr. White.
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He is so dumb.
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Give me the stuff.
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Have it, have it. This is from Tosh, man.
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And we have grown in our own lab.
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It's smelling like mango.
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Mr. White, handle this bitch. I am not going to talk to him.
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Are you seeing this? I am a chemist.
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You $%^&*. First, you have will get the smell, then you will get high.
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Science.
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Give 3735 bucks.
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Yes.
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Give us the money, man.
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God damn him.
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Just give me one minute, I will try to help you.
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I am keeping your call on hold.
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Hello mom.
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How are you, my son?
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No, it's just a little cold.
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Yes.
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Yes, I am feeling fine.
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Golu has gifted his parents a car.
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Yes, I will also buy you one.
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If you wish to buy me, then I want Honda City.
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Yes, I will try, mom.
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Yeah, I was saying, have you eaten?
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You must have eaten.
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Should I cut the call?
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If we go without groceries, then Simppy will throw us out of the home.
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I will just go to the Himalayas.
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What about you?
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God, there is so much cold in the mountains, arrange something here.
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God.
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God, I can't go with him.
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You dropped your money.
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It's 3500 bucks.
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There is a difference of 235 bucks.
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Where is the remaining money?
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What?
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Where is the rest of the money? Don't try to be nice.
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Stupid.
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Theif.
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Stealer.
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Now, what should we do? How will we arrange for the rest of the money?
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Should I make it 2035 bucks?
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You will make my home.
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If you are with your business, then we should leave.
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That's true.
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Do you have the contact of that producer friend of yours?
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No, I will not talk to him. He makes the worst films. There is no vision at all.
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What is the point of going there? Tell.
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There is nothing without a friend.
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Your friendship, my friend...
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I am your friend.
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Who are you? What's going on inside?
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Silence.
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But what's going on?
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Shooting is going on.
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Today we have given this room for rent.
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For 4 hours.
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Shooting is going on. Keep your mouth shut
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Shooting?
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Is there any celebrity or any performance going on?
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I will go and see.
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Come inside, please. I want to talk about something.
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Will you talk, or are you excited?
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You know, he will say sorry to us.
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It's okay.
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We didn't feel bad.
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Are you guys dumbf*ck?
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Is this the way to earn money?
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Yes.
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It's a very booming industry.
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Wait a minute, when we didn't have money, then you had a problem, now when we are earning,
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Then also you have a problem.
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What do we do?
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Should we eat poison and die?
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Do you have the money to even buy the poison?
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No.
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But that's not the point.
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Yes. There are several other ways to die.
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He can cut his nerves and die, hang from the fan and die,
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He can die from strangling, and he can also look at your face and die. You know how ugly you are.
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It's okay, bro. It's okay
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My HR is calling, maybe she is calling me for my bonus.
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So be quiet.
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You have made this house a mess.
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I will have to go out.
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Bro.
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Take this with you.
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Your nose is blocked, right?
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It's easy to breathe if you use this.
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I know.
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Thanks.
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Yes, go now.
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Go away.
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Hello ma'am, one-second ma'am.
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Hello Sampark?
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Sampark?
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Sampark?
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Yeah, ma'am. Can you hear me clearly now?
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Yeah, so you know appraisals are going on.
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Yeah appraisals, yes ma'am.
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Did you get your promotion letter?
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Promotion letter, no ma'am.
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Then I will send you the termination letter.
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Termination letter?
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What?
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Bye.
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Ma'am hello.
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One second ma'am.
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What are you looking at? This is our pizza. We have ordered it.
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It looks like yours. But where is yours?
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Keep it keep it. I am not in a mood to eat now.
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Bro, I am fired.
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It was so obvious.
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If you will use chilly flakes in other ways instead of eating, then what else will happen.
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It's not for everyone.
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You idiots, I lost my job.
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I won't be getting any salary now.
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I have to give rent to Kukreja, have to send money to my parents. You guys are also to be taken care of.
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Okay okay.
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The company you used to work in is at the loss. There must be some company in profits.
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Now apply to some other company, and you will get the job.
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Am I right?
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Yes.
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It's not your fault. They didn't deserve you. Now, move on.
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No, move on.
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He will.
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Leave my hand.
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By the way, that pizza is yours only.
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Surprise.
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You thought it's ours.
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Why did you leave this much?
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Why is this voice coming from my room?
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Which sound?
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I don't know, bro.
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Why is the sound coming from my room and you know which sound.
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They had to shoot the climax, so they needed a depressing place. They liked your room.
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My mom and dad's picture is in the room.
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You morons.
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By the way, how much money are they giving?
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Money?
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I will assign the contract to you first.
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Intern.
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Producer and co-founder.
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Wait, it's my room.
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What?
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What? The room is mine.
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What?
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Chaaya is coming.
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Who is this Chaaya? Just subscribe to know it, your 64 will tell you. Badri, over to you.
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Guys, production is saying, they will keep serving me bitter melon juice on the sets until we get 50K likes on the first episode. So like fast and save me.