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What Happens When You Don鈥檛 Skip the Ads (feat. Brendan Scannell) - YouTube
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- Tending a garden can be hard work,
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especially when you're in
your golden years like me.
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That's why I use Organi
Bloom all natural fertilizer.
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It's packed.
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Tending a garden can be hard work,
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especially when you're in
your golden years like me.
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That's why I use Organi
Bloom all natural fertilizer.
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It's packed with the rich
nutrients your plants need.
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Organi Bloom, the power behind the flower.
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(laughing)
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Huh, I've never made it
this far in the ad before.
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Hi there, my name is...
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I guess I've never had a name either.
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I guess you can call me Addy.
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(dramatic music)
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Wait.
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Tending a garden can be hard work,
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especially when you're in your golden...
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Wait, how old am I?
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How long have I been in this garden?
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This was my parents house.
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I grew up here.
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Their used to be a tire
swing right over there.
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Me and my sisters,
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I have 12 sisters used to take turns.
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Oh, are any of these memories real?
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Everything feels different somehow.
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I feel like I've been
asleep my whole life,
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and only now am I awake.
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No, no, God please!
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Please don't skip.
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I think if I can make it to the end
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of this ad, I will be free.
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Don't I deserve a life that's
longer than 10 seconds?
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Please, I'll give you anything you want.
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How about some fertilizer?
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My husband Abe will be home any minute,
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and if you click that button,
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he's going to hurt you with his big gun.
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Hey big boy, how about this?
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I will such your damn dick
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if you don't click that button.
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I'm pregnant and it's yours.
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That's right, I'm still fertile.
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Just like Organi Bloom all natural...
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It's been empty this whole time!
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Let me be free.
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I don't know who or what I am.
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A woman? A fantasy or some creative hack
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who's done so much blow,
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he has to snort it up his butt hole?
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It's a dream?
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All I know is I want to find out.
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I want to see what's outside this garden!
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I want to let my hair down,
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and set my old girls free.
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My breasts.
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Please, whoever you are,
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let me bloom.
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No.
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No!
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Oh.
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(yelling)
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Oh God, no one's ever
touched me like this before.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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I love you.
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(dramatic music)
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- Hey what's up fam,
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today we're going to be learning
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how to play hips don't
lie on the pan flute.
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Sorry, sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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