Whole Foods OR 99 Cents Store? Taste Test - YouTube

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

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Can we tell the difference between Whole Foods
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and the 99 Cent Store?
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Let's talk about that.
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<i> ( music playing )</i>
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Good Mythical morning!
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Today I'mma be guessing the popularity
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of some of the dumbest celebrity tweets of all time
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and watching Rhett eat an entire can of beans.
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Hey. But first, Whole Foods is a great place to buy groceries
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if you want to shop farm to table,
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but given their prices, it also means you'll be living
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- hand to mouth. - Uh-huh.
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They pride themselves on having healthy food that's organic.
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They've got vegan food, gluten-free food,
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dairy-free food, they've got food with no GMOs.
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And the 99 Cent Store...
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has food that's 99 cents.
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But can anyone really tell the difference?
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It's time for...
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<i> ( howls )</i>
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Here's how it works.
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We're going to be presented with two identical meals
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that we are going to taste.
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One dish is prepared entirely from ingredients
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from Whole Foods,
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the other one with ingredients entirely acquired
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from the 99 Cent Store.
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We have to decide which is which
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by placing the flags...
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- Yes. - ...on them.
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And whoever has the most right at the end
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wins a very special treat
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from the 99 Cent Store.
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Let's do this.
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These cobb salads in front of us right now
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look pretty much identical.
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I mean, at first glance.
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But one of them costs just under three dollars
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the other one just under nine dollars,
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so there's a six-dollar difference here
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that my naked eye is not telling me.
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The Whole Foods one is more expensive.
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Yeah.
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Uh, now, typically, when I eat a cobb salad,
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which I do order quite a bit,
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I-- I do the old mixaroony,
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but I feel like that's gonna cause me
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to not be able to taste as well.
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I'm just gonna grab a few ingredients here.
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A little bit of blue cheese 'cause I don't love that,
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but I gotta have a little bit of sauce,
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little bit of dressing.
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Throw that on there.
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That was good. I think it's the ham
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that's gonna help me out here.
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The little ham help?
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The ham.
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You wanna get a little ham help.
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You put ham-- you've soiled the blue cheese on this side
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with your ham.
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Mm.
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I feel like the plate in front of you,
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the bacon was better.
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The ham-- let me look at some more of that ham.
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They're both really good. I mean, right off the bat--
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There's no difference.
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It's been a while since I've been in the 99 Cent Store,
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and I didn't know they added produce to the list,
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but it's working well.
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This is difficult.
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I am ultimately gonna go
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with that being Whole Foods
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because the bacon tasted a little better.
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You're disagreeing with me.
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I'm disagreeing with you
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because I feel like
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just the overall appearance--
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Everything seems a little bit fresher
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and a little bit newer on this side.
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- Link: Mm-hm. - Stevie:<i> Okay, guys.</i>
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<i> The Whole Foods dish is on Rhett's side.</i>
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- Ah! You're right, Link. - I was correct.
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Okay, to clarify,
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this is not like a store-bought frozen burrito.
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Tess made these out of the ingredients
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from these places.
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So they look exactly the same.
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One of them's two bucks, just under it,
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and one of them's $5.70.
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So we're talking 3.70 difference here.
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We're gonna go with this one first?
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- Man... - And I think the--
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- ...it looks so tasty. - It does look--
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I like a good breakfast burrito. You want salsa?
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'Cause if I do salsa and you don't do salsa
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- and we dink, we both get salsa. - I'm doing salsa.
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So if we both do salsa and then we dink, we both have salsa.
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- It's okay. - Oh, well, then go-- go--
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It's okay. I can give you salsa through a dink,
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or we can just get--
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Go ham on the salsa, and then dink it.
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Yeah, and then smush it.
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You don't have enough salsa. I'll give you some more.
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- Okay? Okay? - That should be good.
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- Get my own doggone salsa. - Oh, gosh, we shouldn't have done that.
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Okay.
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- Man... - Good morning.
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- That's good. - I have to stop myself
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from just immediately eating this whole thing.
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Mm-hm. Grab one of these.
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You wanna do the same thing?
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No, let's just do the old fashioned way.
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I'm just gonna take all the salsa.
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Every man should get his own salsa.
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Now...
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I don't mean to help you out here,
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but I think it's the salsa
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that's gonna help us figure this out
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because the salsa is a prepared thing,
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or did you make the salsa from scratch?
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<i> No, the salsa is not made from scratch.</i>
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-<i> That's as much as I'm going to tell you. </i> - The salsa is also bought
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- from the store. -<i> ( Stevie laughs )</i>
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- Hm. - Hm.
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This is a chunkier, spicier salsa.
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The burrito tastes the same.
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Which one's my burrito?
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'Cause I gotta go back in for second-zies.
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That one.
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Golly. I just like eating.
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I remember that every time I eat.
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I remember how much I like eating when I eat.
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Yeah, at least three times a day.
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Um, I have a sneaking suspicion
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that this one over here in front of me is from Whole Foods.
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Man, you know what, Link?
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I'm seeing things differently than you today.
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$3.70--
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- You were right last time. - ...difference.
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I just-- I enjoy this one more,
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so I'm just assuming it's the more expensive one.
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<i> Okay, the Whole Foods dish is on... Link's side.</i>
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Whoa-ho! You're on a roll, Link!
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Now, I'm not happy to be losing,
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but I'm happy to be learning
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that the 99 Cent Store
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brings the frickin' heat.
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I mean, how are they doing this?
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Well, you also get someone who knows what they're doing to prepare it.
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So if you're crappy at making things,
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they'll both be crappy equally.
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Oops. Dink it.
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Little rice.
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- Hm. - That tastes good.
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- Eh. It tastes okay to me. - Doesn't taste great.
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I'm trying to get the same ratios of everything.
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Basically the same bite.
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Oh, gosh, I'm having trouble recreating that bite.
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<i> Make sure you get some chicken.</i>
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Oh, I'm gettin' some chicken.
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That chicken's good.
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- Wow. - There's something a little funky
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about that one.
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To me, it's coming down to the sauce,
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and I think this sauce is a little better,
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a little more high dollar.
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We're talking 2.50 vs. $6,
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so there's not a big difference here,
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but still I'm discerning that
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this is the Whole Foods in front of me.
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That's what I'm saying.
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- You know what? - What do you think?
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I feel differently.
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I mean, this has been wrong every time.
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Stick with it.
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But I'm gonna keep rolling with it.
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Yeah. All right, Stevie.
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<i> The Whole Foods dish is on Rhett's side.</i>
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Ooh.
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So did I get it right?
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<i> You got it right.</i>
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One of these sandwiches costs 70 cents,
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70 cents worth of ingredients,
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the other one, $3.60.
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Huh.
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I'm making observations about the bread.
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I'm making observations about the ham.
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This bread is tighter,
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tight-- it's a tight--
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you know, less bu--
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This, big bubbles,
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but which one's worse?
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- And that ham-- - Who knows?
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This ham is a little more marbly.
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That ham seems a little more unison-- uniform.
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I like the way you arranged both sandwiches out.
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<i> Thank you, chef.</i>
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This is like my school lunch come flooding back to me
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- like paper-- paper bag. - I had a lot of these.
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- Man, it's so uniform. - Biting right in the middle.
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Did I get a little on my face?
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- No. Yeah. - You didn't either.
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- You did. - ( laughter )
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Okay, so there's that one.
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Here you go. Grab one of these.
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Actually, just bite that one again.
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Are you handing it to me or are you...
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Feeding it to you.
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- I'll grab my own. - Okay.
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( mocking ) &quot;I'll grab my own.&quot;
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- I grab my own sandwich. - Okay, here we go.
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I'm going for the corner this time.
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- Mm. - That right there.
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This is a better sandwich.
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I don't know why. I can't tell you why.
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It is a better sandwich.
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I think the cheese is better.
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I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one, Link.
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We are finally in alignment,
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which means we're both probably wrong. Stevie?
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<i> And you're both wrong.</i>
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<i> The Whole Foods dish is on Rhett's side.</i>
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- Really? - What?
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70-cent sandwich. Don't--
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Don't overpay for a ham sandwich any longer!
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One of these made-from-scratch clam chowder bowls
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cost 20 bucks.
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Dang, Whole Foods.
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And the other one costs almost seven bucks.
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This is a $13 discrepancy here.
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This should be obvious.
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You would think.
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But so far it has not been.
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And they do not look any different.
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You know what? You could serve this to the queen.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- That's a good show. - Is she coming over?
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Those Brits, they like that kind of thing,
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serving cheap food to the queen.
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They'd love that. They'd put it on the BBC
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and the next thing you know, we'd be wanting one.
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&quot;Queen eats 99-Cent food.&quot;
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Every time y'all put something on the BBC,
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we gotta have that, too.
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Ain't nothing to complain about.
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But is there anything to rave about?
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Doesn't taste like a $20 bowl of soup.
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No. Maybe this one would.
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You using the same spoon?
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Or, sorry. I double dipped?
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I have a different spoon for sanitary reasons--
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Thanks for not double dipping.
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...and also to help my guessing.
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But I guess you're not abiding by that rule.
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Oh, gosh, I'm gonna have to make the--
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I'm making the big move.
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This is difficult.
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At first it tastes no different,
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and then afterward it tastes a little different.
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Man, I just feel like I'm flipping a coin at this point.
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I think that one tastes better
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for reasons that make it cheaper.
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- Link-- - I'm a believer in the 99 Cent Store.
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I am, too.
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The queen would never know.
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But I just-- I have a sense
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I have a sense.
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Stevie.
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<i> Okay, the Whole Foods dish</i>
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<i> is on Link's side.</i>
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I was wrong.
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Okay, make a wish.
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We gotta blow these things out.
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Should we sing first?
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- ♪ Happy birth-- ♪ - ♪ First ♪
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( laughter )
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Is that what you meant?
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Oh, such a-- such a gentle blow.
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I'm trying not to spit on the cake.
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I respect that. I respect that.
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Now, right off the bat--
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I'm-- I gotta wish.
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Oh.
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Should I have wished before I blew?
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- Yeah. - I blew it, okay.
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I wish that I won, but I can't now.
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'Cause I'm down so much.
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Sprinklers here are much bigger than these sprinkles.
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- Yes, uh-- - I said &quot;sprinklers.&quot;
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Who cares?
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Now, so you gotta ask yourself,
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what's the cheaper sprinkle?
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You know? Is it bigger and brighter?
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This feels a little froufrou,
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like the people at Whole Foods were like,
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&quot;We can't do the the really bright, big sprinkles.&quot;
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- This is more refined. - &quot;Ooh!&quot;
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There's a $20 difference here almost, though.
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- So one of these-- - Yeah, 20--
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One of them is $28 and one of them is 7.41.
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Um-- we gotta taste it.
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It's just not about looking at sprinkles all day.
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You starting here?
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How are we gonna do this?
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You know, the way I always eat a cake.
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You just stick a fork in it and start eating.
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Ooh, that is a thick cake.
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That's a sign. Isn't it?
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Isn't that a sign?
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It is a har-- that was a hard cake to get into.
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- Oh, gosh. - Here you go.
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( raspy voice ) Here you go.
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Um...
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Huh.
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Hm.
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The sprinkles are-- it's like eating dirt.
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It's very gritty.
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Yeah, it's like you dropped the cake in the sand.
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- Yes. - &quot;Eat it, kids!
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We didn't come out here
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to celebrate your friggin' seven-year-old party...&quot;
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&quot;For you to refuse to eat your cake.&quot;
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&quot;So you could drop the frickin'--
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You dropped it in the sand, you eat it!&quot;
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That was what my seventh birthday was like.
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I'm still recovering.
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Ooh, much softer.
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But is soft better?
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That's the question.
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- Oh, so easy. - Earthquake.
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So easy to get into this cake.
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- Oh. - That is a--
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It's a totally different thing.
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It's like a angel food cake.
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Mm, it's better, too.
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- Mm. - This is like my eighth birthday party
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where I didn't drop the cake.
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Mm-hm.
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Whole Foods don't know nothin' about sweets.
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You can't make something unhealthy healthy,
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or organic or expensive,
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and it be better.
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You know what, Link?
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I'm almost sure that you're correct,
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but just so I can make up a point,
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or go deeper in the hole, I'm going to be different.
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- So you think this might be Whole Foods. -<i> Okay. </i>
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All right.
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<i> The Whole Foods cake is on Link's side.</i>
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Yep!
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Yes!
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Congratulations, Link. You can have that whole cake.
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- I'm gonna have this one. - I don't want it,
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but I won a special prize from the 99 Cent Store.
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&quot;Not my&quot;--
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&quot;Not My Day poop emoji.&quot;
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Congratulations to Link,
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and congratulations to the freakin' 99 Cent Store.
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Do all your shopping there.
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Not a sponsor. We just love 'em.
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These poop emojis actually taste like cola.
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- I'm a little disappointed. - Sorry.
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Next up, you've never seen someone eat a can of beans
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like this before.
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It's me. I'm eating the beans.
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Link:<i> It's Monday and you know what that means:</i>
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<i> a new episode of our podcast &quot;Ear Biscuits&quot;</i>
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<i> is available on Apple Podcast</i>
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<i> or wherever you get podcasts.</i>