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twitter
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a fun place to share jokes and find out
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which celebrities are dead
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now you may remember last week elon musk
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became twitter's largest shareholder by
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buying 10 percent of their stock which
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gives him majority control of denzel
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expressing relief well now
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elon musk has decided he doesn't want 10
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of twitter no
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he wants 100 of twitter yeah because he
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has plans to make it the best social
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media site
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in the world
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tesla ceo elon musk is offering to buy
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twitter all of the shares he does not
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currently own for 43.4 billion dollars
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in cash he also says he wants to take
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the company private musk writing a
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letter to twitter chair brett taylor
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saying quote twitter has extraordinary
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potential i will unlock it the
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top priority i have i would have is is
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eliminating the spam and scam bots
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and the bot armies that are on twitter
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they make the product much worse
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oh it's happening people
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elon musk is attempting a hostile
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takeover of twitter he's offering 43
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billion dollars all cash take it or
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leave it yeah that was his offer his
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actual 43 billion dollars all cash take
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it or leave it but you've got to admit
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it's a very indian uncle way to
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negotiate you know
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yeah indian uncles always think if they
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put cash at the end of the offer then
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you can't refuse you know it's like
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trevor i'll give you 47 for your car
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what no
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cash
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no it's a car
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i'm gonna give you that it's a car now
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because elon musk is elon musk he didn't
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he didn't just make a normal offer no he
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offered to pay
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54 20
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per share
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yeah not 54 exactly no 50
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420.
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and that's how you know that you're too
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rich
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when you're spending an extra few
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million dollars just to slip a weed joke
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in to your takeover and he didn't even
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have to waste that extra money we
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already knew he was high when he said he
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would quote unlock twitter's full
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potential man
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which by the way am i the only person
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who got freaked out by that part where
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he said that he says he wants to unlock
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twitter's full potential i thought
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twitter was unlocked
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no like is there is there a locked
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version we don't know about are there
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parts of twitter that are still shut
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down well maybe let's keep them like
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that yeah never once have i logged onto
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twitter and being like man i just wish
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this place would let loose
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people rarely hold back on here oh
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nuanced and
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but that's the thing with elon musk
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nobody knows what he's going to do he's
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super smart definitely but
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he admits that he also loves dumb jokes
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so we don't know how this could turn out
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this this this could turn twitter into
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the best version of itself or he could
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just
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rename tweets farts
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and retweets refarts
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the united nations today re-farting a
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fart from president biden
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many farters online saying that this
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fart went too far
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moving on to duffer
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now i know a lot of people don't like
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elon musk but i will admit some of the
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suggestions that he had for twitter are
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not that bad right he wants an edit
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button i like that idea all right he
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wants to make the algorithm more
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transparent so we know why things are
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trending or why tweets go places i like
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that right and he wants to get rid of
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bots and scams which i love i hate the
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bots on twitter do you know how many
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hours i've wasted talking to oprah 2467
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crypto
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only to find out later that it wasn't
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really oprah
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i told her my deepest secrets and i gave
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her money
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i mean yeah in hindsight it was weird
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that oprah was asking me for money but
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she seemed so real
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and that would catch anyone guys
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and this is also a risky business move
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because if you kick all the bots off of
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twitter that's like 99 of the platform
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right who's going to be left huh yeah
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it's like trying to ban all sex
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criminals from hollywood you're just
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going to be left with
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pull rod and baby yoda that's going to
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be it
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sorry what's that baby yoda did what
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sorry guys it's just paul rudd now
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that's all that's left
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all right but let's move on from twitter
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to another place where nobody gets along
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and nothing gets done the us senate
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for decades now one of the most
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prestigious members of the senate has
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been dianne feinstein democrat from
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california right she's been a leading
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voice on environmental issues and lgbtq
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rights and she was the first woman ever
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to chair the intelligence committee
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which was a big deal but recently some
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of her colleagues have been voicing
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concern about whether the senator still
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has the capacity to do her job and at 88
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they're wondering if it's time for the
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senator to step down some members of
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congress are reportedly expressing
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concerns about senator dianne
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feinstein's memory now the san francisco
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chronicle reports it spoke to four u.s
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senators three of whom are democrats a
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california democratic member of congress
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and several former feinstein staffers
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all of them say her memory appears to be
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getting worse now the chronicle says one
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of them even started talking to other
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people in congress to see if they could
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convince her to resign an unnamed
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democrat in congress who has worked with
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the senator for 15 years had to
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reintroduce themselves several times
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during a recent policy discussion
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feinstein also allegedly repeated
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several questions during that encounter
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right this is a tough one it really is i
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mean on the one hand you don't want to
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expel senator feinstein just because
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she's old right but on the other hand if
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she is losing her faculties you can't
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have her making decisions that affect
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the entire country
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you know this like this reminded me of
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my grandfather right he used to babysit
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me
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when i was younger which was fine which
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was fine
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until i realized that his mind was
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slipping
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and i could trick him
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yeah like one day i tricked him into
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spending all the family's grocery money
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on tamagotchis instead of food
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and that night when my mom got home
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she saw there was no food
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and she made me
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eat my grandfather
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no i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking she
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just beat the out of me that's all
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but you know what i'm glad it happened
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yeah cause it inspired me to work hard
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so i couldn't make enough money to buy
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my own tamagotchis and look at me now
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mom a grown man with 10 000 tamagotchis
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i did it mom you can't touch me
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yeah how you like me now
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by the way if anyone wants 10 000
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tamagotchis dm me
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here's the thing everyone in congress is
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asking the question now because of the
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story should there be an age limit right
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because there's already a minimum age so
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people are saying there should be a
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maximum age
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well i think if you're not going to have
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a maximum age then it's only fair that
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you get rid of the minimum
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you know yeah because right now you have
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to be 30 years old to be a senator why
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huh let's be honest you you could vote
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for senator baby yeah
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sounds ridiculous but think about a
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senator baby isn't fleeing to cancun
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during a power failure huh
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senator baby
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senator baby is responsible senator baby
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isn't cheering on insurrectionists no
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senator baby wants one thing and one
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thing alone
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and you might not know what baba is
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but do you know what rand paul is
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talking about 90 of the time
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i rest my case
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like do you realize the average age of
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the senate is 64.
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average age
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and i'm not saying that they can't do
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their job i'm just saying
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how invested are you in the future of
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the planet if you'll be leaving soon you
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know
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oh hey i know how i treat the urinal at
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disney world
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that's not my house
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and just to be clear just sort of be
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clear people like oh it's ages no look
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i'm not saying that being younger
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guarantees your brain works okay
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like look at madison corton he's 26.
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he's having all these delusions of like
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cocaine and orgies in congress which you
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know isn't a real thing people in
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congress aren't having orgies
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if they were they'd probably be terrible
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i respectfully remind a gentle lady from
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minnesota that she's out of order the
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gentleman from montana was supposed to
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go second
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and as for me i yield the remainder of
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my time
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i got a lot more excited than i thought
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a lot more
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all right
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let's move on to some sports news it is
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nba playoff season that magical time of
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the year when the league's best players
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battle it out for the championship and
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the knicks go on their annual fishing
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trip
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now there's always a lot of drama in the
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nba playoffs but last night one player
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got a little too dramatic
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the charlotte hornets had a rough night
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at atlanta charlotte getting frustrated
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in the fourth quarter miles bridges gets
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ejected after a fan yells at him on the
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way out he threw his mouth guard hitting
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a girl in the stands after the game
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bridges called his actions unacceptable
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and went on twitter to see if he could
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contact that young lady to make up for
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what he did i was upset about the call i
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was aiming for the guy that was
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screaming at me and it you know i'm
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saying they hit a little girl so that's
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definitely unacceptable on my part and i
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take you know full responsibility
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okay all right first of all good on
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miles bridges for taking responsibility
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you know for throwing his mouth guard
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into the crowd i like that he said he's
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like look man i shouldn't have done that
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i will also say this if you're a
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basketball player who shoots for the
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heckler but you hit a teenage girl
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can i prove the hecklers quite
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that's your only job
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and to be fair that girl played horrible
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defense but still i'm not blaming her
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i'm not blaming her
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now you know if you follow sports you
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may have noticed that this feels like
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it's a bit of a trend recently you know
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fans antagonizing the players or players
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losing their with the crowd like a
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few days ago kyrie irving he got in the
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face of a fan who shouted something at
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him but then it turned out that he got
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angry at the wrong fan
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right yeah and then in the premier
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league cristiano ronaldo slapped a kid's
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phone out of his hand because he was
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injured and the kid was filming and then
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he was frustrated and he said sorry
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afterwards but still
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people like
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i don't know if confrontations are
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getting worse because of covid and like
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athletes and fans are angry but it does
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seem like everyone needs to chill
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okay
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yeah if you're a professional athlete
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you have to accept that part of your job
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is getting yelled at by strangers it's
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part of the job
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all right it just comes with the
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territory certain jobs do it's the same
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way strippers know people are going to
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be throwing money at them
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yeah if you are a stripper and you have
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a fear of flying objects you're in the
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wrong job you know if you're like
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just deposited into my account that's
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not how this works
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athletes have to learn to ignore it
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you know if you don't get yelled at by
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strangers there are a lot of other jobs
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where that doesn't happen like like i've
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never once been at the dentist's office
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just like boo
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yo this dude sucks at scraping my gums
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boo
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you're not even a real
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doctor but i will say this the fans also
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need a chill remember athletes are human
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beings
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all right have some respect have some
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compassion
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because a lot of the fans right now are
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filming themselves
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saying crazy to athletes because
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they know if they get a reaction they're
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gonna go viral
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right like last month one dude heckled a
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player on the portland trailblazers by
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talking about his grandmother who
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had recently died of covid
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exactly
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guys i'm sorry if you're looking for
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heckling material in the obituaries
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that's taking things too far all right
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say something about the game and move on
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that's a shitty thing to do
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like you you're at a professional
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basketball game it's supposed to be fun
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why are you so angry i see people in the
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stands all the time
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this is fun
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i almost feel like nba games need to add
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like a courtside therapist for the fans
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yeah i guess when i when i screamed that
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lebron sucks donkey balls i was
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i was really angry at my dad for never
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hugging me
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lebron reminds me of my dad
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he left to go to another city and he
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pretended like it was normal and that's
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way
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so
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my advice would be for everyone to take
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the temperature down just a notch and
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remember that the point of going to a
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game isn't to try and get a professional
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athlete to beat the out of you okay
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the point of going to the game is to
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bribe your kids with snacks so they pick
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you in the custody battle remember what
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it's about
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it's about love
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all right finally
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let's talk about homelessness it is a
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big problem in america and not everyone
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is offering helpful solutions
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for instance in tennessee yesterday the
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state senate passed a bill that would
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make it a crime to sleep under bridges
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yeah
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which i guess could save lives given the
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states of infrastructure in this country
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but i don't think that that's what they
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were going for
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you know they just don't want to have to
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look at homeless people anymore so they
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made it a crime but here's my question
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whenever they do this
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what are the homeless people supposed to
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do
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right when you make it a crap like what
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do you think is going to happen you
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think they're going to be like well if
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sleeping under this bridge is illegal i
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i guess i'll finally buy that town house
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i've been looking at
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and was all about my options
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because honestly these policies are
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pretty typical of the approach to
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homelessness in many parts of the
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country and now the reason that people
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are talking about this bill in
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particular this one
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is because of this really inspirational
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story that one republican told during
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the debates mr speaker i haven't given
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you all the history lesson in a while
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and i want to give you a little history
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on homelessness 19 and 10
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hitler decided to live on the streets
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for a while so for two years hitler
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lived on the streets and practiced his
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oratory in his body language and how to
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connect with the masses and then went on
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to lead a life that got him in the
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history book so a lot of these people
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it's not a dead end
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very interesting angle to take
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yeah that's right folks uh hitler was a
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homeless and it made him a better person
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yes don't despair homeless people if you
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really apply yourself one day you too
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could do genocide
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like just just checking the hitler in
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this inspiring story is this adolf
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hitler yeah
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like there isn't another hitler
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somewhere in history who was an
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astronaut or something right and i was
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just like hey i'm hitler what yeah yeah
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i'm the olympic skater steve hitler oh
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you should just go by steve man
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yeah
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you you realize comparing homeless
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people to the worst person in history is
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definitely not going to help them right
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because who's going to want to help
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homeless people now this is going to be
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people like uh no i'm not giving you
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money you could become the future hitler
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and by the way who even knew that hitler
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was homeless did you guys know that i
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didn't i didn't know this
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i don't know about you but it creeps me
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out when people know too much about
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hitler's life
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yeah there's something really disturbing
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about anyone who's like did you know
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hitler's favorite fruit was the mango
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i'm just i'm just gonna go over here now
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it's a weird thing all right that's it
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for the headlines which means it's time
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for us to check in on this weekend's
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weather forecast with our very own desi
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lighting everybody
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good to see you desi how you doing great
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good to see you we're back with our
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audience yeah
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oh great
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good day it's a good day also you'll
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like this i set up a booby trap in my
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building to catch whoever's been
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stealing my neighbor's paper before i
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could steal it
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so huh that's a good good thing for a
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bad thing oh yeah we'll get him we'll
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get him or her
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what's going on dizzy
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yeah what's been going on god that story
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how crazy did that guy actually use
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hitler as an inspiration story right are
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we doing that now are we doing like
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hashtag hitler goals
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i mean it's bad enough like girl boss
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culture already makes me feel so
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unaccomplished now i gotta live up to
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hitler
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well i don't think you have to i you
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know no it's like too much pressure man
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it's not cool although i will say if it
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works i will use that tactic to get my
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kid to finish his dinner
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do you know who would eat all this
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broccoli hitler if he can do it so can
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you
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it's going to be a weird thing to teach
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your kid i think yeah also that mouth
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guard thing what the hell trevor have
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you ever been hit in the head with a
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mouth guard
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i actually have once yeah
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me too you have yeah like every day in
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third grade
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and fourth and fifth and sixth
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yeah it was time the teachers were super
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mean at that speed
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it's a very strange school that anyway
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desi um what's going on with the weather
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this weekend oh come on trevor the
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weather
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i mean we know each other better than
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that we can cut the small talk i'm not
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your neighbor in the elevator
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let's have a real conversation you know
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heart to heart tell me what are your
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deepest darkest fears
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no no i want to know what what the
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weather is not small here's another one
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when was the last time you cried
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no i i
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you can tell me it's just you me all
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these lovely people
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no it's not small i'm saying the weather
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i was talking about the weather like
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behind it's behind oh god yeah the past
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is always haunting us right at the back
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door man can't escape it you really
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can't no no i'm you see
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here's a question are you asking about
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the weather or is it your inner child
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that's what i want to know what is it
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specifically about the weather that's
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triggering you
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it's it's the picture that's behind you
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yeah it's like the news it is it's hard
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it's like you can you can keep those
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memories right up here and they just
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they're not memories i feel like
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nobody's trying to make a new show with
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me um you don't understand yeah i'm glad
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we had this talk because i could tell
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you were really frustrated i i have
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gotten frustrated yeah i uh yeah well
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i'm glad i could help
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is there uh you need anything else for
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me while i'm here
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no we're good we're good desi lighting
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everybody
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