Satan Responds To Roe v. Wade Overturn - YouTube

I want to thank you all for coming down  here today. I hope it's not too hot you  

can always turn the thermostat down a couple  thousand degrees if anyone gets uncomfortable.

Mmm!

It's kale flavor. It's my  favorite. As you all know,  

the team and I suffered a big defeat this  week with the overturn of Roe v. Wade.  

We went out there, we gave it our all with  fantastic offensive game but ultimately the good  

guys and uh and Justice Roberts came in clutch  played a better game. So let's uh let's take some  

questions uh you you there with the teeth. Satan  it seemed like you had it in the bag with row on  

lockdown for 50 years what went wrong out there?  yeah yeah thank you thank you for the question um  

you know we got to look on the bright side here  we put up some incredible numbers over 60 million  

PBAs - that's pre-born babies aborted for the  lay person. it's an absolute world record uh yeah  

i can't take all the credit though this is a  team sport and uh you got an incredible team  

you know got planned parenthood moloch  nancy pelosi they all made this possible  

it didn't go the way that we uh wanted this time  but in the end we still have a championship team  

of demons devils and democrats out there and you  know there's always there's always next season  

excuse me the devil uh what are your plans for the  hell franchise going forward excellent question  

uh obviously this is a rebuilding year for  us we're gonna we're gonna build back better  

and uh we have some great up-and-coming prospects  we got kamala harris uh you've heard her demonic  

cackle of course it's one of the best in the  game it scares even me sometimes you know  

uh of course we've got all the the progressive  christians out there we got the guy from green  

day we got pink now and of course the republicans  with the weak defensive game so thanks Mitt  

um you know they let us remain dominant killing  babies for over 50 years and let's not forget we  

still have we still have california and new york  in in the bag putting up incredible numbers in  

the child sacrifice department anything else  you can tease for the fans out there well  

uh let's see well while our abortion game will  be down for a while we've got some great stuff  

lined up so we're gonna be rolling out another  amy schumer comedy special that's good um we got  

an even flimsier paper straw that knew next year  and we're putting more extremely long unskippable  

cut scenes in video games you know the  ones with the sudden qt sequences where  

you gotta mash axe or you instantly die  you have to watch the whole thing again

classic uh uh so you know uh don't count us  out um anyway I gotta make an appearance at  

a family-friendly drag show in texas no  more questions okay this press conference  

is over and oh and Beelzebub uh  release the bees wait what bees

you know so many people helped us through  the years Margaret Sanger Alyssa Milano  

shout out to my homegirl Michelle Obama out there  thanks for the support let's see Jen hat maker  

uh Rachel Hollis uh the absolute goat Kermit  Gosnell uh pretty much every Hollywood actor  

except for that uh that guy who played Frasier Joe  Biden's handlers all the republican congressmen  

who've gotten their mistresses pregnant uh  and the ladies for my favorite television show  

of all time the view they do great work

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