[SFM] L4D2 - DEAD CENTER #3 - Mall - YouTube

[Rochelle] "Alright, so it's a bit quiet."

[Rochelle] "I still say we should check it out."

[Ellis] "Maybe the evac's a little further in the mall."

[Nick] "Oh, GOD! I hate malls."

[Coach] "Everybody..."

[Coach] "Gather 'round."

[Coach] "Let's pray."

[Coach] "Dear Lord..."

[Coach] "See us safely through our time of trial in this mall..."

[Coach} "And please Lord..."

[Coach] "Let the food court be okay."

[Coach] "Amen."

[Ellis and Rochelle] "Amen."

[Rochelle] "Lord have mercy on Coach and spare the food court!"

[Coach] "CEDA's got to be around here somewhere..."

[Coach] "Let's find this evac and get outta here."

[Nick] "Anybody sees a men's store, lemme know. I got blood on my suit."

[Ellis] "Man I love malls. I do!"

[Ellis] "Once I was in this mall up in Atlanta and these guys were dancing for like money and stuff and my friend Dave and I was all like-"

[Nick] "You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis?"

[Nick] "The sound they make when they stop."

[Nick] "Why don't we just try, quiet time for a while?"

[Rochelle] "Shut up Nick!"

[Rochelle] "Sweetie, I normally like your stories, I do, but..."

[Rochelle] "Not now, okay?"

[Ellis] "Okay."

[Coach] "We ready to get it on?"

[Rochelle] "Yeah."

[Ellis] "Sure."

[Nick] "Yes."

[Coach] "Alright, let's roll!"

[Rochelle] "Why didn't anyone tell me shooting these things felt like this?"

[Ellis] "Oh, we like to keep that secret from you big city types."

[Ellis] "If there's any trouble, it's nice to know ya'll ain't armed."

[Nick] "Up this escalator."

[Coach] "Keep an eye out for the Evac center."

[Coach] "Also the food court. I am starvin'!"

[Rochelle] *Ooh, what's this?*

[Rochelle] "Oh, I like this!"

[Coach] "Damn!"

[Coach] "This shit looks dangerous!"

*explosion*

[Ellis] (Laughs)

[Rochelle] "Oh no..."

[Nick] "Ellis, come on man!"

[Ellis] *Die, sucka!*

[Ellis] (Laughs)

[Coach] "Ellis, dammit!"

[Coach] "I'll take that gun away from ya!"

(Boomer alert!)

[Rochelle] "Oh shit, fat guy!"

[Rochelle] "Oh, shit, fat guy!" [Coach] "Roly poly!"

[Ellis] "I got it!"

[Rochelle] "Ellis, that was me."

[Ellis] "That wasn't yours, that was mine."

[Coach] "What?!"

[Coach] "Aw, hell no, boy!"

[Coach] "That was ME!"

[Nick] "Oh Jesus..., what are we waiting for?! Let's go!"

[Nick] "Down this escalator."

[Rochelle] "Evac's this way."

[Coach] "I hope the food court's okay."

[Coach] "I could roll up a whole pizza right now..."

[Coach] "Eat it sub style!"

[Ellis] "Hell yeah!"

[Coach] "If I see a zombie running at me with a sample tray..."

[Coach] "I ain't shootin' it!"

[Coach] *Damn, could've eaten that!"

[Coach] "Poor food court never stood a chance."

[Rochelle] "Okay, so it's a little deserted..."

[Rochelle] "There might still be an evac deeper in."

[Nick] "Disco Pants and Haircuts?"

[Nick] Man, lots of space in this mall."

[Coach] About time a store gives a man a haircut while he buys himself some pants."

[Nick] "I hate your life, Coach."

*aggressive zombie growls*

[Rochelle] "You hear that?"

*growling continues*

[Ellis] "Dude, I do not like the sound of that."

[Nick] "What is that? Is somebody beating a horse, or what?"

[Coach] "From the sounds of it..."

[Coach] "It's 'bout to get a whole lot worse!"

[Coach] "Let's keep movin'."

[Rochelle] "Gonna whack something with this!"

[Nick] "We better search these rooms."

*maniacal laughing*

*laughing continues*

[Coach] "What is that noise?!"

*more laughing*

*more laughing*

*more laughing*

*more laughing*

*more laughing*

[Coach] "What the...?"

(Jockey scream!)

[Coach] "AHHH!"

[Coach] "Ellis?! Ellis, is that you?!"

[Coach] "What the hell?!"

[Coach] Oh shit, gahh! Get this thing off me!"

[Rochelle] "Holy shit! That thing's riding him!"

[Ellis] "That don't look dignified!"

[Coach] "Aw, Lord no!"

[Coach] "That thing's on me!"

[Coach] "That thing's on me!" [Rochelle] "I'm coming!"

[Coach] "Ahh, just..., get this thing off my back!"

[Nick] "Bullseye!"

[Ellis] "Whoa, Nick!"

[Ellis] "Well..."

[Ellis] "Why doesn't it surprise me you're good with a gun?"

[Coach] "That ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!"

[Coach] "Thanks!"

[Nick] "Whatever..."

[Coach] *maybe there's something in here...*

[Coach] "This shit'll help."

[Nick] "I got a sick feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention."

[Rochelle] "Be... careful..."

[Ellis] *what're they waiting for?*

[Ellis] "I got it!"

[Ellis] "I got it!" [Rochelle] "No!"

(window breaks)

(alarm sounds)

[Ellis] "Oh shit!"

[Rochelle] "Uggghhh!"

[Nick] "God dammit!!"

[Coach] Boy, you ain't got any sense in that head, do ya?!"

(incoming attack!)

[Nick] "We need to turn off this alarm!"

[Rochelle] "Keep going!"

[Ellis] "They're behind us!"

[Rochelle] *hope this works...*

[Rochelle] "Grenade!"

*pipe bomb ticking down*

[Rochelle] "Damn!"

[Coach] "We've got to turn off that alarm!"

[Nick] "Up! Up! Keep movin'!"

[Ellis] *what was that?*

[Ellis] *why does that look familiar?*

[Ellis] *didn't I see that a while back?*

(zombie alert!)

[Ellis] "Hooded dude!"

(Hunter scream!)

[Ellis] "Owww!"

[Ellis] "Get him off!"

[Ellis] "Ow, get it-"

[Ellis] "Ahhh!"

[Ellis] "Get him off me, dammit!"

[Coach] "Think they call them hunters."

[Ellis] "Oww..."

[Ellis] "It's as good as any other name."

[Nick] "Alarm off!"

[Rochelle] "Holy shit, was that annoying."

*female zombie sounds*

[Nick] *what was that?*

[Coach] "I can still hear it in my head..."

[Coach] "But I think the alarm is off."

[Ellis] "My ears ain't never gonna stop ringin'."

[Nick] "Let's go."

[Coach] "Damn..."

[Coach] "Where is everybody?"

[Coach] "It's starting to creep me out."

[Nick] "It's starting to creep you out?"

[Nick] "And I thought this place was a shithole when there were people in it."

[Coach] "Evac's this way."

*female zombie screech*

[Nick] "You hear that?"

[Ellis] "What in the hell's making that noise?"

(Spitter spit!)

[Ellis] "What the hell?"

[Everyone] (pain)

[Coach] "What's this burnin' stuff?!"

[Nick] "Ugh, what in the hell did that thing just do?!"

[Rochelle] "Oh Jesus!

[Rochelle] "This zombie spits burning shit!"

[Ellis] "That a ex-girlfriend of yours, Nick?"

[Nick] "Aw, Jesus, I knew it!"

[Nick] "There's nothing here!"

[Coach] "What the hell is CEDA doin'?"

[Ellis] "Looks like a slaughter house in here."

[Rochelle] "We're not getting rescued here, are we?"

[Ellis] "Naw, man."

[Nick] "CEDA."

[Nick] "Leaving me twice in one day."

[Nick] "Lesson learned."

[Coach] "I hope somebody got out alright."

[Nick] "Okay."

[Nick] "So the evac station's abandoned."

[Nick] "And..."

[Nick] "We're at the center of a zombie filled building."

[Nick] "On the bright side..."

[Nick] "We're all probably gonna die."

[Rochelle] "I hope you're wrong..."

[Rochelle] "But, I know you're not.

[Ellis] "Hey, right up here. Some of the refugees built a safe room."

[Nick] "We're gonna have to save ourselves people."

[Coach] "Alright!"

[Coach] "Touchdown!"