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LA VÉRITÉ SUR LE BITCOIN ! - LE RIRE JAUNE - YouTube
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Damn it, It won't go down for now...
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What are you up to dude ?
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I'm watching the Bitcoin price
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Oh no, don't tell me you're one of these suckers who wants to invest in Bitcoin now it has exploded ?
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Well, why not ?
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'cause it's a speculative bubble bro, you'll lose everything when it explodes.
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Huh, what an original way of thinking. You sound like Jean Kevin the economist on Twitter !
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I just don't want to lose a fortune.
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If you wanted to invest in something, you had to do it five years ago.
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What about you ? Why didn't you invest ?
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How so ?
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Five years ago, you were my age dude,
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one bitcoin only worthed a few cents.
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Today,
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you would be a multimillionnaire ! Why didn't you do it ?
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I don't know, I wasn't aware
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I dOn'T KnOw, I WaSn'T awArE
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Look at you bro ! You're 26 and you still live with mom and dad !
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Your room is disgusting, you're dressed like a four-year-old kid !
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You don't have any dosh 'cause you spend everything in production teams
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to record videos for people
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who don't even care about you !
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Moh, that's not true...
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They care...
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You think I want THIS life ?
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No, I want to be rich and today, to be rich, I have to buy Bitcoin
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HOLY FUCK !!!
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DAMN IT !
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JUST WHEN I BUY IT, IT PLUMMETS!
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I warned you dude ;)
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I JUST LOST 4000 BUCKS !!!
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Well, you just have to do a product placement.
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yeah
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Okay now I'm at equilibrim.
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Listen bro, the day you'll understand that Bitcoin is only a notional currency
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and especially that money doesn't buy happiness,
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THAT day I have accomplished my big brother play.
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Yeah, of course !
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Wut ?
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You're right bro !
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Money doesn't buy happiness
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or at least until today!
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eh ?
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That's obvious ! Bitcoin is actually the missing piece of the puzzle !
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It's the last currency needed
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to make money buy happiness.
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I really don't understand right now.
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Look, you were talking about notionnal currency
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but except the Bitcoin, what are the five currencies
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most known in the world ?
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Huuuh, well, dollar, euro, yen, pound, and Mexican pesos ?
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Exactly ! And if we look at the history of each of those currencies, they all contributed, one way or another, to happiness, mais not completely
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WHAT?!
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That's not difficult dude, let's start in chronological order
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The most ancient of these five currencies is the Pound
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also known as Pound Sterling. It was inventted in the Middle Ages when
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most of people still thought that the Earth was flat.
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Fuck, how dumb they were !
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Precisely, what stopped people to be happy at the time
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was its lack of knowledge about the world
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English people quickly understood that to reach happiness
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they had to place knowledge at the centre of their society.
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Knowledge, which is found in... ??
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Books ?
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Exactly ! So pounds are the currency representing knowledge,
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sinequanone condition to happiness.
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Nobody wants to hear "You're so dumb, you don't have any knowledge."
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Continue
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The second currency is the dollar, which is the logic line of the pound.
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Accumulate knowledge is good, but it takes time.
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Often years !
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However, the life expectancy in Middle Ages until the dollar
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only rose of 13 years in seven centuries.
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Yeah, 27 years old, I would only have one year left
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YES !!
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The main obstacle to happiness at the 18th century was the low life expectancy.
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That's why Americans decided to create the $ as a symbol of health, 'cause to live longer
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meant to get closer to happiness, for them.
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That's completely crazy, since when
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Americans or $
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mean health ?
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Don't tell me you don't see the obvious similarity between the dollar sign ($) and pharmacies' snake logo ?
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*Bruh*
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Let's move to the yen, now.
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Or maybe should I say Japanese Yen or Chinese Yuen
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but that's the same symbol.
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Japan and China,
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How do these two countries look alike ?
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I'm warning you, Henry, if you make a racist joke...
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Work ! It's work !
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Those two countries are known to be extremely hard workers.
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Therefore, Yuens or Yens are a way to represent courage, effort, and
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surpassing oneself, which is an essential component of happiness.
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You can't be happy if you stagnate your whole life.
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Can you, Kevin ?
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I will beat you up !
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Let's talk finally about our currency,
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the Euro €
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Which has been created by the European Union.
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The word "Union".
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The € was meant to symbolize sharing, mutual assistance, solidarity, which lead to happiness.
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Wait, before €, haven't you forgotten...
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Pesos ! I just wanted to check your attention
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1785, creation of Pesos, which actually are an anagram
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Posse ?
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Non, in English ! Posse ! which means, your crew, your team, your family
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So Pesos reprensent your family and friends,
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who contribute to make you happy.
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And Bitcoin in all of that ?
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Well you said it yourself ! Bitcoin is a notionnal currency, from our imagination...
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Without imagination, no creativity, no dreams. Without dreams, no happiness.
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What's your point bro ?
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You see Kevin, happiness is when you have a family, and friends,
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generous enough to take care of you and to motivate you to work hard,
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so you can accomplish your dreams and not look like a dumb.
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The only bitcoin does not buy happiness,
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but that's only when it is associated with all other currencies that we'll can live
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peacefully.
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OH ! I'M BUYING IT !
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